Hjalte

Husband Material, usually accompanied by a large following of friends and family.

Extremely versed in unexpected topics s.a. sci-fi literature or left-wing theory.

Hung, in a very appropriate and non-excessive manner.
Always polite, always at the club. Always prepared and moisturized.

Holy flip, you also know Hjalte?
Yes! We do Jiu Jitsu together!

by XoneEnjoyer27 August 17, 2025

Dirty Hjalte

To lick the foreskin of a homeless man and drinking his cum. Then eating poop like a dog and jumping out of a building

Chad: Hey did you hear that joe did a Dirty Hjalte
Jeffery: Yeah i think hes in the hospital

by Pooplover69420 April 29, 2023

Tór Hjalte

a Tór Hjalte is a very nice guy and dosent like school he seems to be very weird sometimes but he can actually be sweet *HOST EMIL*

damn that guys is a real Tór Hjalte

by blazefister69.420.666 November 7, 2018

Halter Top

A female top, tied around the neck is considered a halter top.

"Look Bubby, Meena made a halter top out of a trash bag."

by Bubby May 7, 2005

Mexican Halter Top

(f.) The act of one tucking their breasts into their pants rather than wearing a shirt ( or bra) for concealment (i.e. "south of the border"). Gender opposite to the "Canadian Belt Buckle".

In Nederland: Duitse halter bovenkant (German Halter top)
In Deutschland: Italienische Halfter-Spitze (Italian halter top)

Buelah was a special woman! One with a little stretch in both her spandex and her flap jacks. She made her fortune as the designer and spokesmodel for the Mexican halter top. ¡En tiendas hoy, arriba! La cumbre de cabestro mejicana.

by Mr. Jabbers February 5, 2012

Hjalti

A large-breasted and well-endowed snow-mammal. It's native country is Iceland, but it is sometimes seen in and around Paraguay.

Man, I wish I we're like Hjalti!
What the fudgecycle is that? Oh, it's just one of them large-breasted, well-endowed snow-mammals called Hjalti.

by Mandelejevvv March 5, 2008

Halter Top Day

A term coined by Bill Simmons of ESPN in reference to the day when the weather finally becomes warm enough in a notoriously cold part of the country (i.e. the Northeast) that convertible tops can go down and girls can wear miniskirts and halter tops outdoors. Usually occurs in April.

Halter Top Day is the light at the end of winter's long, dark tunnel.

by TheMick23 April 4, 2011