Hjalte is the best human being in the intire world. He has a HUGE cock and he likes rap music. He freestyles and is good at it, maybe even the best. He likes cats and every emo goth girl loves him.
Emo girl: I love Hjalte so much, he is so cute and handsome OMG
Hjalte: Cool, wanna go out
Emo girl: OMG YESSS
Hjalte: Cool, wanna go out
Emo girl: OMG YESSS
by VeryCoolPerson.com February 2, 2023
Get the Hjaltemug. a Tór Hjalte is a very nice guy and dosent like school he seems to be very weird sometimes but he can actually be sweet *HOST EMIL*
by blazefister69.420.666 November 7, 2018
Get the Tór Hjaltemug. Husband Material, usually accompanied by a large following of friends and family.
Extremely versed in unexpected topics s.a. sci-fi literature or left-wing theory.
Hung, in a very appropriate and non-excessive manner.
Always polite, always at the club. Always prepared and moisturized.
Extremely versed in unexpected topics s.a. sci-fi literature or left-wing theory.
Hung, in a very appropriate and non-excessive manner.
Always polite, always at the club. Always prepared and moisturized.
by XoneEnjoyer27 August 17, 2025
Get the Hjaltemug.