Hippothotamus

When you see someone who any combination of the following:
-Fat
-Thot
-Dumb

That fat dumb bitch from the Mammoth Cave National Park That was of no help to us at all was a real hippothotamus.

by Bleeeeeebledeeep May 18, 2018

hyposhit

The public outrage manufactured by those who want to cover their own dirty tracks by accusing others.

" 'Stop hounding politicians for cheating public funds -- they're only human; respect their privacy' -- What hyposhit !"

"Journalists, of all people, accusing politicians of fiddling their expenses ! How's that for hyposhit ?!"

by mikroth May 24, 2009

hippophile

One who loves horses

I concluded jack was a hippophile when I caught him jerking off a black stallion.

by ScarySnowflakes October 9, 2016

hippocrite

A person that overweight and denigrates others who are also overweight.

Richard: There's no way I'd ever date Florence, she's huge!
Pete: Mate, you're no stick insect yourself, I think you're being a bit of a hippocrite.

by Neologician November 14, 2012

Hiroshitma

A shit(s) so remarkably large it feels like squeezing a football out your ass. And when aforementioned shit reaches the toilet, it douses your ass cheeks with cold toilet water

*Word also applies to steady streams of diarrhea that make your asshole feel like its up in flames

Bob: You might wanna get your toilet a therapist

Jim: Why?

Bob: I just scarred it for life with like 3 hiroshitmas

by DukeyOfHazard January 7, 2010

hippocrite

A squishy hippo that happends to be hypocritical of others. Derived from the word hypocrite, but accomodated to specificy hippos.

Wow she's such a hippocrite. She tells us to eat ourselves but she never does it!

by Prof. of Global Studies at the University of Dartmouth February 3, 2005

Hippocrit

noun. A fat person that, either by a lack of a functioning mirror, or a act of misguided self-loathing, makes fun of other fat people.

Generally disliked by the public, these land mammals point out other peoples physical flaws to further distort their self-image. If you are unlucky enough to encounter said creature, it is best to be brutally honest to them.

Fat Girl: Hey Lacy, look at the fat girl walking into the restaurant. I hope they have enough food. haha *sniffle *snort *snort

Lacy: Your a walrus

Fat Girl: *grabs her food and leaves crying*

Uneducated Bystander: Why did that fat girl waddle away crying?

Lacy: Oh she was being a Hippocrit.

Educated Bystander:Ahh I see,Thank you Lacy, your good deed has not gone unnoticed.

by Truthinese July 29, 2012