Hipnotize

1. To force/trick somebody into hipsterdom

2. To become infatuated with the hip and now tech and websites.

Dude, this iphone has me hipnotized, since I got it iv'e started twitter and facebook and post all the time.

by Conartist66 March 26, 2010

ball hipnotized

when someone's testicles are visible making it impossible to look at anything else.

i was ball hipnotized by jon gruden's bulge on monday night football.

by demonlalyer October 6, 2009

Hippotize

Transforming a human and/or animal into a hippo for the rest of eternity.

Example: "Oi! Peanut head! I'll hippotize you!" "I swear you'll get hippotized one day!" "I'll make you as undesirable as the girl I hippotized!"

by Wenno August 13, 2018

Happitizers

Happy hour Appetizers - these tidbits of unusually expensive appetizers are somewhat affordable when the restaurant of choice offers to literally split the cost in two. By splitting and slashing the cost of the tasty tangible treats, frugal couples usually order three or more Happitizers which easily substitutes for a regular dinner meal shared among chintzy friends or a penny pinching family seeking a budget buzz. Happitizer Budget Bonus Benefit is when accompanying margaritas are only $1.00, and joined together with happitizers, making an already thrifty date with friends seem even more inexpensive and highly desired for repeat echoed dates striving for an encore of entertainment.

Eric running through through high school halls yelling: “when is the next Happitizers happening”?

Shelia: “let’s go tonight ya’ll”

by Torsiondrummer September 30, 2018

Hippyize

Verb: To make something or someone have a hippie style

1. I'm going to hippyize my jeans.

2. We need to hippize the world.

by a1guitarchick July 5, 2011

Hipitize

A humanitarian undertaking to help someone embarrassingly out of touch with current culture get hip. Or the act of gaining knowledge in the quest to make yourself hip to current culture.

In order to gain greater insight into current culture, you should hipitize yourself through watching the Twilight movies and U-Tube, listening to pop top 20 hits on satellite radio, investing in the top selling video games, subscribing to a paparazzi-whore magazine or watching E-news, and learning how to Tweet and link it to your fb.

by Speed Racette August 12, 2010

hipnotized

It is when a white person who usually listens to country, pop, rock, (white music) and hears a few black urban tunes and thinks they are cool, and then starts to really get into R&B and Hip-hop. She also starts to use ghetto slang, and starts to rap, dance hip-hop, and become what is basically is a wigger.

Yeah I used to listen to country, and now I heard this Nelly song ft. Tim McGraw on the country station and I think it's awesome. WTF!!! Now I'm listening to hip-hop. I must been hipnotized.

by Some anomoyous person you'll never know December 25, 2007