Hooker Hikers

extremely high heeled women's shoes

Dang, these Hooker Hikers are killing my feet but they sure look hot!

by spielhorst May 29, 2010

hiker's vitamins

Ibuprofen or a similar pain reliever.

Man, my shoulders hurt. I need to take some hiker's vitamins when we get to our next camp.

by brttrssll June 25, 2008

Dick Hiker

A woman who fucks her way up the corporate ladder.

Person 1: "Man, how did Jane get promoted to head of Accounting?"

Person 2: "Because she's a Dick Hiker!"

by TheRealB-rad December 1, 2009

Poop Hiker

When you take a crap out the window in a moving car and it hits a hitchhiker

Oh crap I hit a hitchhiker guess he is a Poop Hiker

by Teddy butt October 19, 2016

bitch hiker

n. A hypocritical hitch hiker that compains about the use of automobiles out of perceived anti-tech, possibly pro-environmental concerns, yet continues to utilize the services of said automobile.

Shana thinks people who drive are idiots even though she still hitches rides with them; she's a real bitch hiker.

by Yanev September 11, 2005

Mexican hiker

An illegal immigrant crossing into the US from Mexico.

Billy Joe Cleetus shot a bunch of Mexican hikers that were trespassing on his ranch by the border.

by Triple Double April 6, 2013

thru-hiker

One who hikes a hiking trail that takes a month or more to complete. The hike is not necessaily done without leaving the woods or path. Trips into town to resupply, shower and rest up are accepted and sometimes necessary.
The term end-to-ender is applied to one who hikes the entire Vermont Long Trail in one trip, but they are also considered thru-hikers.
Section hiker is one who hikes the same trail, but completes it over a period of years.
Leap frogging is someone who does not hike the trail in one straight line, but rather jumps ahead, via hitching a ride and may or maynot return later to finish the section they skipped.

Some who hikes the 2,160 mile Appalachian Trail that goes from Georgia to Maine within one year is a thru-hiker. Also some one who hikes the 2,650 mile Pacific Crest trail or the 3,000 mile Contintial Divide Trail within 12 months are also considered thru-hikers.

by Dana Lemieux August 27, 2006