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mr. Higglesworth

That asshole teacher who always fails you because he has a fetish for giving people Fs. He often has a high-pitched voice that makes your ears bleed, and uses that voice to insult you to no end and speak in sentences longer than required. Favorite words include gay, fagola, ass-signment, and F.
Mr. Higglesworth: Well, Fagola, it appears you go approximately zero wrong on your ass-sighnment. Therefore, your score is exactly F out of 12, you failed!
by Foab August 14, 2014
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C higgle bitties

A straight fucking o.g man he's as thug as they come. If u need a bitch on your dick call this man he always knows where to find them. When you are around him he is always texting at least 5 bitties at once. All u gotta do is say "where da bitches at"... HE KNOWS. The only down side to this character is he gets drunk off of 1 beer literally.

EXCELLENT DANCER, he knows everything the stanky leg , the jerk everything
Very charming he is very suave.
-Where da bitches at?
- Idk ask c higgle bitties
by mafffffy February 17, 2010
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higglehofer

A person who is hated by many people, and is an asshole
there are so many higglehofer's around here.
by higglepop February 7, 2010
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Hogglet

A popular insult surrounding people in year ten. It translates directly from Finnish to Mother of Pigs. Which is a very rude derogatory term.
He is such a hogglet.
by Reckless114 October 11, 2018
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Higglement

Within the Tom Pearl fandom, "Higglement" is one of the most well-regarded gags in the community. The gag was the first gag Tom Pearl uttered after biting into the log of shit he had freshly dropped in "Tom Pearl Brushes his Teeth with Shit." The reference is a way for members of this community to identify themselves as fans of Tom Pearl.

In Tom Pearl lore, followers of Tom Pearl believe the Higglement gag from the aforementioned video was the gag that created all of existence. It is the most sacred of words found within the Book of Scat. A sect within the Tom Pearl pantheon known as the "Higglers" believe that there is a pending Higglement that will recreate all of existence in Tom Pearl's image. The Higglement gag was lost to time until a group of Scat Liches rediscovered it in the mystic scat tombs. "Higglement" roughly translates to "creation" in the scat language.
Person one: Higglement gags are the best Tom Pearl gags.

Person two: A fellow Tom Pearl fan! Shall we discuss our favorite videos he has made?
by anonymous October 21, 2022
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The Higgler Wiggler

Wiggling a homeless man's dick while he's pissing.
David is a real goober, as he was walking by he saw a homeless man peeing, so of course, he gave him the old Higgler Wiggler.

The Higgler Wiggler is wiggling a homeless man's dick while he pees.
by Yuritarded__ January 7, 2021
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higgler

All higglers, all higglers, respect due to all higglers,
All higglers, all higglers, respect due to all sellers

"Calling All Higglers", General Trees
by Philolog_65 February 1, 2009
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