hiberbate

To pass the winter in a dormant or torpid state of excessive masturbation.

as a verb:
"All he did last winter was hiberbate."
as a noun:
"This smallness of this town is conducive to hiberbation."
or
"I envy that particular individual for his consummate position as an avid hiberbator."

by downbeat March 14, 2004

hibsed it

Turn predicted/probable success into a massive failure. Inspired by the 2015-2016 season of Hibernian FC.

Hibernian FC hibsed it when they lost to Falkirk and remained relegated.

by Annieger May 13, 2016

bachelor hibernation

The time period between the three, big, love holidays, Christmas, New Years Eve, and Valentines day. This is a time when men become relationship free, to avoid, gifts, dinners, and long term relationship commitments

Tom Broke up with his girlfriend on thanksgiving, then... got back together... on February 15th. That's when he came out of his bachelor hibernation

by white choc March 1, 2011

Masturbation hibernation

To take a break, "hibernate", from the act of pleasuring one's self.

John's dick was getting so burned and chafed from all the wanking that he had to take a masturbation hibernation.

by Darkhg November 28, 2009

hibergayting

When a dude has some gay tendencies that seems noticeable but he insists he's straight.

Bryan is friends with so many chicks, huh?!?. He must be hibergayting, bro.

by Vincentq21 December 2, 2016

bachelor hibernation

The time period between the three, big, love holidays, Christmas, New Years Eve, and Valentines day. This is a time when men, become relationship free. Similar to a bear hibernating. Thus avoiding, gifts, dinners, and long term relationship ect.
This can be an even bigger bonus and a TOTAL bachelor hibernation if her birthday occurs, during the hibernation period

Tommy Broke up with his girlfriend on thanksgiving, then... got back together... on February 15th. That's when he came out of his bachelor hibernation

by White Choc March 3, 2011

HIBERVEGETATE

HIBERVEGETATE: A hybrid mix of hibernating & vegetating or "vegging out".

To just stay at home or in one's room & do little to hardly any activity at all. Could include watching TV, DVDs, video games or even the internet.

Usually only done by one person, but may also be done by 2 or more in a group as well.

*EXAMPLE 1*
Mother to Son: "OH.. so you're done with dinner & everything?"
Son: "Yeah, I am."
Mother: "Ok, so I guess your'e going to your room to hibervegetate now?"
Son: "Yeah"

*EXAMPLE 2*
I was hibervegetating in my room when I decided to add this word to 'UrbanDictionary.com'.

by Drayke August 22, 2009