Charlotte Hauser

The quirkiest girl you know. Could be gay. A different breed of human.

was she wearing weird shoes? Oh that’s so Charlotte Hauser

by hehehehehheheh July 30, 2019

Van Heusen

1. a male shirt and tie company

2. the last name of a very sexy dutch man

1. That shirt must be a Van Heusen.

2. Van Heusen has one bangin bod.

by marsinyourpants December 8, 2010

tag heuer

One of the best watches and chrongraphs at a mid-high price range, endorsed by many celebrities such as Brad Pitt, Tiger Woods, Jeff Gordon, Maria Sharapova, Uma Thurman and many more.

The company motto is "Swiss Avant-Garde Since 1860".

A Tag Heuer stopwatch can be seen and heard in the opening of the CBS news program 60 Minutes.
In 1962, Tag Heuer became the first Swiss watchmaker in space, after John Glenn wore one on the first US manned space flight to orbit the earth.
Mark- "Just got my new Tag Heuer Watch yesterday!"
Tim- " Damn, how much did that cost??"
Mark" More than Your used Rolex!"

by Urban Dictionary November 7, 2007

heyser

Heyser is a beautiful person that has curves like no other. She speaks with her heart and brain. She loves to chat and have new friends. She has a amazing smile that will make others fall for her. She has a great, funny, and positive personality. There’s not many Heyser’s in this world so you can say she’s a rare one, so keep her.

Heyser will always be there for you and love you like no other.

by Frank tommas March 1, 2019

Houser

Pronounced 'House-er', not 'howser'. A subculture in the late 80's into the 90's, where they became 'ravers'. A houser listened to electronic music, wore baggy pants, pioneers of rave culture, house music festivals, wallet chains, drugs and glowsticks were big.

I am gonna DJ an electronic music party for a bunch of housers and their friends.

by shawnovin June 15, 2008

Hausered

1.To make a fool of oneself. 2.To say one thing and do another. 3. To scream meltdown when cornered 4. To make air claims 5. To contradict oneself 6. Definitions 1-5 performed simultaneously.

Kaspar hausered himself but was too pig ignorant to notice everyone was laughing at him, instead of with him.

by Modern Words December 28, 2009

housered

being incredibly blacked out drunk until you stumble around until you pass out, in the mean time of consciousness completely embarrassing yourself

did you see that chick at jake's last night? she was totally housered!

by mossman26 May 15, 2011