A man who gets turned into a scapegoat by his ex (wife or girlfriend), where she twists the story and plays the victim, making him both a “Jesus” figure (blamed unfairly) and “sus” (socially seen as the problem) in the eyes of others.
After the breakup, she spun the narrative and got everyone on her side, so he became a full hesus. Like a scapegoat, he was treated like ‘sus’ without anyone hearing his side, similar to how Jesus was blamed despite conflicting narratives.
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An unofficial Holiday in the Kingdom of Trimaris, SCA, on or about November Third where the participants change their social media profile pictures to that of St. Danial von Hessen. The goal is to raise the ire of the Hessen so that we may all be warmed by his wrath.
"On our 37th most holy of days, HessenTag, are we all blessed by his wrath." "Merry happy HessenTag upon you"
by Ari Tyrbrandr November 4, 2020
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A very bubbly person, and so beautiful. Caring too. She gets a lot of attention, but she doesn't even realize it, which is something amazing about her. She's sometimes in her own little world, and everyone wants to be a part of that. She's innocent and always seems happy. Cute and tiny. She's very fun and funny. It's always a pleasure to be around her. She can handle any situation well, and knows how to plan. Has a way of talking to people. She's spontaneous and can be crazy, but in a good way! She's honest and very loyal, which people love about her. She's easy to get along with, and a smiley person. She has a great personality that everyone loves. If you're facing a problem, she'll jump at the chance to help you, without expecting anything in return. You should consider yourself very lucky if Hessa loves you, because she's very unique in every possible way. Hessa's man is/would be the luckiest man on earth, because she truly is a treasure. She's the whole package!
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