Hessel

Ancient Teutonic word meaning 'man with the big sword'. As a name it was usually bestowed upon clan leaders. The Hessel of a clan was privileged to have multiple wives, and was allowed to entertain the wives of other clan members at will in intercourse as part of his privileges.

'My wive is unable do the shopping today, she cannot walk due to the Hessel she received in her hut last night'

by Freddy3 August 9, 2006

Hesseling

To sleep in a vehicle while traveling rather than in a motel or campground

He's Hesseling his way up to Alaska.

by Pale Tushy October 1, 2006

hessel

To be extremely well "equipped" in the pants. (aka big penis)

From German and Ancient Teutonic descent

Those Hessels put the whole neighborhood to shame.

by echolopia September 28, 2006

Hessel Handi

When you travel from Tolono to Hessel Park just to rub one out to the kids playing on the splash pad.

Hey, did you see the school board president giving himself the Hessel Handi the other day.

God work sucked today I could really go for a Hessel Handi.

by Tolonoman July 23, 2022

hestekuk

Synonym for "dummy" or "idiot". Originates from Northern part of Norway. It's made of the north-norwegians swearing skills by mixing basic words with basic curse words. In this case: hest(e)-"horse", kuk-"dick".

Finn: HALLA Tor!!
Tor: HOLD KJÆFT JÆVLA HESTEKUK!!

by Angrynorwegian March 3, 2014

Hesse Effekten

The feeling you get after eating a fast food meal at hesse...

Possible symptoms:
nausea.
stomach pain or cramping.
vomiting.
feeling fat.
Death.

I forcefully ate a burger and got Hesse Effekten, now I feel like I might die.

by Timmy lamm August 23, 2021

Hesser

Hesser can be either first or last name. Rarely given as a first name for male. Comes a long way from Chatti, Germanic tribe first century AD. Meaning stoic, honorable, passionate, elegant, and warrior. Who always does what is right – often to his detriment. He cares about people especially those in need.

German family known for their hard work, and being very proud.They put their family first, And love and care for others they take pride in their work.They honor the family name with dignity, respect, and pride.

The Hesser family is lovely.

by Rick321 November 22, 2021