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hershey squirts

A particularly pernicious, nasty, form of diahhroea in which the victim feels the need to pass gas, but instead liquid shit comes squirting out resulting in a very unpleasant shitting of one's pants, often in a public or otherwise unforgiving location, far from a shithouse.
Damn, I thought I was just gonna fart, but had the Hershey Squirts and wound up shitting myself right there in the mall.
by Wally, the Grotee November 22, 2003
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hershey squirts

What happens when you think you was gunna fart but, shit yourself so hard you stop walking
Dude,I was talking to Kelsie and needed to fart but I just completely got the Hershey squirts on full blast
by Schafer The Waffer August 15, 2016
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Hershey Nympho

A Nymphomaniac that only does sexual things with African-Americans.
"Did you hear what Stephanie did last night?"
"No."
"She let 24 black guys run a train on her."
"What a Hershey Nympho!"
by Fluffer Nuter February 8, 2014
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haruhiism

A mock religion, created to express worship of the anime character Haruhi Suzumiya, of Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu fame.

In the series, it is revealed to main protagonist Kyon (a schoolmate of Haruhi's) that Haruhi is essentially God, but is as of yet unaware of her powers. She has the ability to change things in the world that she wishes were different; only her innate common sense, as well as Kyon's constant bickering with her, serve to keep her wild fantasies in check.

Followers of Haruhiism are called haruhiists. This term is used affecionately amongst fellow fans. The term haruhite is supposedly more derogatory, in the vein of Narutard.

Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu/Yuuutsu (The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi) is the first of a series of 9 light novels penned by Nagaru Tanigawa. It was adapted by Kyoto Animation into anime form. A second season of the show was announced this year on 7/7/07 (the Tanabata festival).

Lucky Star, another anime produced by KyoAni, frequently references Haruhi.
"Long live Haruhiism! The Goddess has returned for a second season!"

"Yeah, I've seen all the dubs and subs of the series, and of course learned the dance, too. I'm definitely a haruhiist for life now."

"I lol'd so hard when Konata gave her that Brigade Chief armband! PRICELESS!"
by Laughing Wolf September 8, 2007
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Haruhist

A person who is a fan of the popular anime series 'The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya' sometimes describes themselves as being a "Haruhist" or follows "Haruhism". Haruhist is taken from the first name of the main character of the anime, Haruhi Suzumiya. Haruhist's usually participate in activites related to the anime, such as doing the popular dance seen in the anime (Known as 'Hare Hare Yukai'), as well as other activites such as forming their own "SOS Brigades"
"Yeah, I've totally being a Haruhist after watching the anime, I learnt the dance yesturday!"
by Painkilla May 14, 2008
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Heru

Heru is a god in Egyptian mythology. A protector, loyal, fierce and good.
Heru sought revenge on Set for the death of Osiris.
by hapimama March 20, 2009
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Hershey Hair

Any time feces are embedded in hair.
"He's such a butt-kisser, he has hershey hair."
by Scrappy SamCat January 20, 2009
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