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Aaron Hernandez

To murder three people and then hang yourself from a window with bedsheets.
Guy 1: Dude how did your game go.
Guy2: I'm gonna go home and Aaron Hernandez
Aaron Hernandez by Alicforhigs April 19, 2017
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Hernando County 

A county in Florida north of Tampa. There's nothing to do there accept go to Wal-Mart or walk around parking lots just to get yelled at by cops. The people there aren't that great, and they spend their time on facebook and myspace making anonymous accounts like "Spring Hill's Finest" or "Spring Hill Shit Talkers". Everyone there loves drama, even when they say they don't. You have to go to Tampa to do anything even remotely enjoyable. It's filled with old people, wiggers, rednecks, and occasionally a cool person. For a county off the coast, their only beach sucks. Their excuse for a "mall" is some Town Center thing with a bunch of random junk. Most males there are players, and most females are fake. Everyone uses words like "bro" and tries to talk with a ghetto accent. It's the place no child should ever be forced to move to.
Kid #1: What do you wanna do tonight, bro?
Kid #2: What the hell is there to do here in Hernando County?
Kid #1: Guess we're going to Wal-Mart, again...
Hernando County by isntTHATlovely December 2, 2010

Oscar Hernandez 

A GOD TO ALL MORTALS the smartest thing on the planet ; charming with impeccable good looks. MAD BEAST AT LIFE
Oscar Hernandez by pedophilo August 23, 2011

Port Hedland 

A large town in northern Western Australia known for mining, transport, red dust, alcohol abuse and a general sense of hopelessness.
1. Man, I've got to get out of Port Hedland.

2. Nothing stays white in Port Hedland.

3. Let's go into town for the annual Port Hedland Beerfest.
Port Hedland by nadollar January 27, 2010

The Electric Hernandez 

When fucking a girl from behind at the Mexican border, the man grabs the electric fence as he ejaculates; sending the electric current into the woman's body.

OR

In the event that the Mexican border is unavailable, simply stick a battery in a girls ass and fuck her from behind while wearing a sombrero.
Guy 1: Hey man, you score last night?

Guy 2: Damn right I did hommes, totally gave her the electric hernandez!

Guy 1: (nods) Like a boss...
The Electric Hernandez by lipsmanless September 22, 2012

Hermandad de Sigma Iota Alpha Incorporada 

Hermandad de Sigma Iota Alpha -ΣΙΑ ("SIA")
Founded: September 29, 1990
Type: Social, Professional
Scope: National
Motto: Semper Unum et Inseparabilis
(Always One and Inseparable)
Colors: Red, Gold, Royal Blue, White, and Black
Symbols: Unicorn and Pegasus
Flower: Red Rose
Chapters/Colonies: 51 Chapters, 9 Colonies
States: New York, Massachusetts, Connecticut, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Maryland, Virginia, Georgia, Florida, Illinois, Michigan, Texas, and California

Our precious and rare Hermandad is, not only a family unit, but also a vehicle for change. We emphasize the importance of education and knowledge through various educational programs and involvement in our community. As an organization composed of strong and dedicated women, we have striven to empower all women, both within and outside the Hermandad.

SIA was created to promote the following set of goals:
--> To constantly strive towards the expansion of awareness of the Latino culture to our members and the community at large.
--> To promote sisterhood and leadership amongst ourselves.
-->To serve as models of excellence in academics and achievements among women.
Hermandad de Sigma Iota Alpha Incorporada
The Lovely Latin Ladies - EEEEIIIIAAAA