herf

Cigar smoking

We're going to get togather and herf some fine stogies.

by Ron Lawrence November 15, 2003

herf

The action of really torqueing something hard.

That bolt ain't comming off, I herffed it on there.

by cavebear42 August 27, 2021

herf

A comic book sound one makes when punched in the stomach.

herf, humpf

by anon76889 November 23, 2011

herf

Someone who steals an attractive person from the general public.

Freida Pinto is a herf, because she steals Dev Patel from the general public.

by schlusselschwert September 07, 2009

herf

verb: The process during labour in which the newborn child descends from the uterus, through the vaginal passageway to the new world.

other usages of the word include herfing, herfed, the process of herfing, and herfer

Keith: So, when is your girlfriend going to herf out that child in her gut?
Kevin: I don't know I haven't really been paying much attention.


Keith: So how was watching your girlfriend herf out that child?
Kevin: (Mid-Barf): Ughhhh! Disgustingggg! It's not supposed to stretch that far!!!

by God as Himself February 12, 2009

herf

MADE IT MY SELF
means ur kewl if u do n retards do it
it can also me to have sex wit a retard lol

hahaha i am sooo cool HERF!!!
" fuck man i had some herf sex last night, she fell outa her wheel chair

by marcus jw August 07, 2004

Herf-Derf

An idiot.
One who makes stupid remarks.

Also known as a douchebag.

whata herf-derf!

by shakesbakes June 02, 2009