Henry VIII

an eighth of an ounce of cannabis.

stoner: have you got a Henry VIII?
dealer:yeah man. 20 a bag

Henry VIII by cefner la January 27, 2007

Henry VIII

King of England. He is known for marrying seven women. Two of which were beheaded for a variety of reasons. He also attempted to remove the Catholic Church from England through widespread destruction, looting and executions. The greatest threat to his rule was a revolt know as "The Pilgrimage of Grace" who were led by Robert Aske. Due to Henry VIII's ruthlessness and powers of deception the ringleaders were eventually rounded up and executed.
Won the Battle of The Spurs against the French and declared "Defender of The Faith" by the Pope, a title that Monarchs in England still hold to this day.
He is remembered as a tyrant but arguably did much to add legitimacy to the crown after years of bloody civil war between the Lancastrians and the Yorkists.

Henry VIII was the King of England.

Henry VIII created the Church of England.

Henry VIII was a strong, yet murderous, ruler.

Henry VIII by Tyburn January 2, 2008

Henry VIII

To Henry VIIIth someone, A verb, meaning to divorce and/or behead someone.

I got so mad yesterday i almost Henry VIIIth'd Sebastian yesterday

Henry VIII by Future_Caeser November 28, 2019

Henry VIII

the art of choppin off the heads of wives

guy : he totally just pulled a Henry VIII
also guy: bit disturbing you saw that

Henry VIII by LadyElizabeth March 18, 2022

Henry VIII

A fat wife killer who's kids a r cooler then him

Man that guy looks like a Henry VIII

Henry VIII by Macnchezeater February 19, 2024

King Henry VIII 

A fat English Tudor who had six wives and killed almost all of them, eventually dying and was so fat that his coffin exploded...

Who was king Henry VIII person 2: a complete bastard

King Henry VIII by Whatsupguys April 21, 2025