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henassey

A person who is shy at time and is very funny and can dress very well and who is pretty and unique
John has a henassey personality
by henassey December 29, 2014
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Hennessey

a word 2pac rhymed with "enemies" at least 5000 times in his career
"Just me and you evading enemies
Let you get my last shot of Hennessey" --2pac
by J-Smoove May 20, 2006
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Hennessey

One of the leading cognac houses of france, along with Remy Martin and Courvoisier. The colloquial term "Hennessey" usually refers to Hennessey V.S. -- Very Superior -- which is in essence a brandy distilled from grapes in the Cognac region of france and aged for a minimum of two years in oak barrels. This imbues the brandy with a remarkable smoothness and complexity of flavors that is unequalled anywhere else in the world.

Hennessey also comes in a variety of other forms, from most common to rarest:

V.S. - Very Superior - minimum two years aging in oak barrels, $40/bottle

V.S.O.P. - Very Superior Old Pale - minimum four years aging in oak barrels, $70/bottle

X.O. - Extra Old - minimum six years aging in oak barrels, $150/bottle

Paradis - proprietary blend of eaux-de-vie from the private reserves of Hennessey varying in age from 10 to 25 years, $300/bottle

Richard Hennessey - proprietary blend of eaux-de-vie from the private reserves of Hennessey varying in age from 20 to 50 years, $1500/bottle

There also exists a very limited release of Hennessey dubbed "Timeless", of which only two thousand bottles were put on the market at an approximate value of $4000/bottle. Timeless consists of a blend of ten cognacs from the very best vintages of the last century.
V.S., V.S.O.P., X.O., Paradis, Richard Hennessey, Timeless
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hennessey venom f5

The new fastest car in the world. At 300 (or possibly more) mph this car is lit. Made by the same people who made the venom gt ( which actually goes 270 to all u haters out there) made to beat the Bugatti Chiron (which goes 288 or maybe a little faster)
dang bro look at that Hennessey venom f5 that's the fastest car in the world
by djbeard December 15, 2017
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Hennessey

A relatively inexpensive (Hennessy V.S aprox. USD$40-60) brand of cognac that makes people feel important when they drink it for three reasons:

1) Hennessy and cognac are fun to pronounce and also sound classy and distinguished.
2) A bottle can run anywhere from $40 - $4000, therefore showing that the consumer can afford lots of bling.
3) Its mentioned a lot in rap/r&b music.

Even though it cost of Hennessy is expensive (as is any cognac) it tastes like an alcoholic tea that is made from ground rectum and pig feces. Over consumption of any cognac can cause arrogance, violent behavior, and massive diarrhea and vomiting (usually simultaneously).
Person 1: Why did you get a new leather jacket, a Ferrari, and 20 pounds of gold chains?
Person 2: Its the Hennessey.
Person 1: Wait, did you just shit your pants?
by Enkidu January 25, 2004
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henessesey

a strange bitch from school who has a tendency to rape guinea-pigs
well fuck, henessesey got another
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Hennessey Rates

Exorbitant fees or rates that a professional, like for example an attorney, may be charging his clients.
HUNTER, "N*****, you better not be charging me Hennessey Rates."
by POd expat June 13, 2021
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