hemness

To know EVERYTHING
similar to a dictionary
It is possible the world revolves slowly around a Hemness.

Little Tommy, "Dad, what does incognito mean?"
Dad, "I'm not really sure son, go check the Hemness - it knows everything."

by Heather Hemness June 13, 2008

Hem, hem, hem

Basicly means "gimme!" What someone says when they REALLY want something, but no one's giving them anything cuz they can't ask and they never bring anything to the table. Usually a mooch.

Alex: "Hey, does anyone wanna hit this weed? Anyone at all?"
Dave: "Hem, hem, hem!"

by fade650 February 10, 2010

hem

A shortened version of "ahem".

Nice, Jimmy Rollins is, hem, up... the Phillies are, hem, sure to tie the game.

by Smocko September 19, 2004

Hem

Mangle; defame; beat up

I'm gonna hem the shit out of you!

by Wyl Vio December 10, 2003

Hem

The counterpart to Meh

Can be used interchangeably with Meh. It has similar uses and functions. Of these, the most important is a retort to Meh.

"Howd the test go?"
"Meh"
"Hem, I see"

by Wooooo NYU December 18, 2008

Hemmed

Suffering from severe hemorrhoids.

No anal for you tonight. I'm all hemmed.

Go get some Prep H and bend over.

by Eaton Holgoode March 02, 2017

hem

opposite of meh

'how are you?'
'hem'

by sheepy mcsheep January 15, 2004