Heapster

The effeminate, little vegan kid, who works at your local coffee shop, and uses Imogean Heap as a soundtrack to his life.

Yo Terri, there's three blockheads trying to put the horns on my main girl over here at this party, get your flat mate kyle, and haul ass over here.

Sorry dude I'm going have to fly solo, Kyle's a heapster and couldn't even hold his own with a asyrnptomatic post-polio survivor.

by the terrman December 17, 2008

Heepster

It's a play on the words heap and jeep describing a hotrod / rat rod jeep wagon made out of scrap parts from other cars

That old jeep sure is a heepster

by Ratrod lucy June 30, 2018

hempster

A person, possibly under the influence, who believes that hemp is the world's grandest and most economical solution for problems ranging from boat construction and clean fuel to depression, appetite loss, and aggressive pets.

Hey, hempster! Lighten up! No, I didn't say "light up". Maybe that's where those nine missing IQ points went.

by Manabozhocoyote March 24, 2021

Hempster

Well employed Urban professionals, usually over the age of 40, who are just well-to-do stoners and Pot Head Philosophers.

Lets go down to the Sunset Grill and watch the working Hempsters go by .

by KImCobain March 6, 2017

The heppster

Where a girl or guy gives a blow job and spits the cum into another's mouth

The heppster, she don't swallow but she will spit and exchange with her boyfriend

by Naughtygma October 18, 2013

Herpsters

Large groups of hipsters who arrive at an otherwise cool party and ruin it with their "authentic urban style" which was purchased from designer stores with their parents money. Herpsters are like the herpes of parties; once they arrive you can never get rid of them.

"Yeah man, I was at that house party last night"
"How was it?"
"It was great until the herpsters showed up"

by chwich May 14, 2010

Heapster

Someone or something that is extremely different and unique. A more extreme version of a hipster.

Omg did you see David the other day? He was so heapster!

I wish I could be a heapster like Perry the Platypus!

Tina wishes she could be a heapster...

by dkimism December 30, 2011