help me 

i'm in great pain help me

SOME ONE PLEASE HELP ME

help me by bouser ten September 21, 2018

help me 

A signal for help usually put in by insane people or your on a school chromebook and screaming for help, but instead searching it than calling a therapist. When you find this is a definition you will read this entire page helplessly, and doing anything but focus in class.

help me im bored

help me by Letyoudown March 11, 2022

HELP ME 

1: You are stalking my definitions page
2: hello, i am an adult, i am stuck under the water, pls help me
3: urban dictionary editors kidnapped me but i used epic uno reverse card on them so uh yeah.

American: is stalking my definitions page
Also American: Sees “HELP ME” as a definition

HELP ME by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 4, 2022

Help me 

A word used to describe your life

Help me my dog ate my fridge

Help me by The simpo May 21, 2021

Help me 

The act of being not helped because you are in dire need of fun and something else in your life (aka depression)

HELP ME

Help me by furriiayes September 2, 2021

HELP ME 

PLEASE HELP I'VE BEEN KIDNAP BY PEOPLE AND LOCK ME IN WITH A LAPTOP MADE IN 2001 RUNNING IN THE NEWIST VERSON OF WINDOWS (XP) AND PEOPLE IT STUCK ON 6/30/01 PLEASE HELP ME I'M TRAP IN THIS ROOM ONLY WITH A LAPTOP THAT RUNS REALLY SLOW AND THE LAPTOP IS TERRIBLE IT HAVE 9 GB OF RAM

NO PLEASE HELP ME MY LAPTOP IS SLOW AND BAD.

HELP ME by need help December 2, 2021

help me 

wait... do you really need help? uhhhh, don't worry ill call 911...
sh*t the phone broke

help me jhon HELP ME

help me by LOGANBOIIIII October 5, 2022