Heff

Fucking Fat Ass.
likes to eat Ben Kohner.

that fat ass is so fat. hes almost as fat as Heff..

by Me. November 18, 2003

Heff

A word used mostly in form of text, to describe a feeling of annoyance, boredom or frustration.

They had me stacking the shelves again, even though they said I'd be on the tills again. Heff

1: Did you know they cancelled tonight's episode?
2: What? Really?
1: Yep. Cancelled until next week.
2: Heff

by TwiggyZap October 25, 2018

heff

a complete loser who acts like a woman

nicholas cage in matchstick men

by ben March 13, 2004

heff

to be a pussy, cowardly or parthetic

yo man you are such a heff at the moment

by ventox May 20, 2008

Heff

Hawght...Not! JK. Hurts himself a lot! Really likes girls! Says hot is physical, beautiful is looks! Has brown hair and dark eyes! Wears American Eagle. Has an awesome necklas. Plays Soccer and Basketball! Has one best friend named Tay. "Thats straighter than I am, Oh wait." That was a quote if you hadn't noticed. Tall, athletic, FUNNY, likes to check out girls A LOT. Major Flirt. NOT A PERV.

don ask me that question, i won't answer you Heff .

by lil ball of fun May 28, 2008

Heff

Short for “Heffer”. Commonly applied to obese, overweight individuals. Relates the person to the cow species so can also often be tied in to being a “grass-eater”.

Look at that Heff sitting over there in his office. I bet he hasn’t moved all day that fatass. He considers walking on a treadmill a workout.

by Jacky Handy January 27, 2018

What the heff

When you wanna tell ur mates subtly that there’s a heffer nearby.

“She was standing over there and I was like what the heff?”

by Bigjuicyheffer December 06, 2021