(v) to masturbate and then shower, but tell your friends you are only showering. Thus making them assume that every time you shower it is after you masturbate.
Joe: Yo bro you wanna meet up tonight?
John: Yeah im at home and im gonna heff quickly before i come meet you.
John: Yeah im at home and im gonna heff quickly before i come meet you.
by Craiff December 06, 2008
by cicibopper November 18, 2009
A heff is a sigh but also comes with more meaning, it is another way of saying I don't care/ most mean words, you can say it under your breath or out loud to someone they most likely might not know but its a good way of saying it to a disliked one.
Mean words/maybegood
1.(of course) I don't care
2. Fine
3.I'm realeved
4. Leave me alone
5. Stop
Mean words/maybegood
1.(of course) I don't care
2. Fine
3.I'm realeved
4. Leave me alone
5. Stop
Boss : " I told you to clean out the cash register! "
Woman : " heff!, I'll do it later" *smerks*
Boos : " well, alright then but this is your last warning!"
Woman : " heff!, I'll do it later" *smerks*
Boos : " well, alright then but this is your last warning!"
by darkskygamerr August 02, 2016
a complete loser who acts like a woman
by ben March 13, 2004
Weef: Heffe, what did you do last night?
Heffe: I showed this girl my abs and she loves me now
Weef: Your such a noob
Heffe: I showed this girl my abs and she loves me now
Weef: Your such a noob
by pugbox January 11, 2009
by ventox May 20, 2008
by Bigjuicyheffer December 06, 2021