1980's Vintage Heels

The Gayest Shoes Purchasable To Date.

Wow Paul Are Those 1980's Vintage Heels? Oh I See, You're On Your Way To The Gay Bar.

by Evan The Man March 25, 2008

Todd Howard's high heels

Apart from telling tall tales about video games and giving standing blowjobs to ZeniMax executives and true to the nature of the inherently effeminate and preposterously puny and petite stunted sissy manlet fairy that he obviously is, Little Napoleon Howard enjoys prancing about town wearing a variety of fabulous and fanciful high heels on his nasty, little feet, including but not limited to: thick-soled sneakers (undoubtedly containing insoles), boots with stacked heels, platform shoes (obviously), high heels (naturally), stilettos (only for his sugar daddy) and stilts (when grocery shopping all by himself like a big boy). A particularly infamous and hilarious photo beautifully showcasing Tiny Todd's ever-present, deep-seated and overpoweringly potent manletism-induced inferiority complex, taken at the 2015 Fallout 4 video game launch event in Los Angeles, features the illustrious Kaley Cuoco and Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard amongst others. Shamefully grinning while standing on his tip toes (for shame!) like the literal subhuman that he is and while being towered over by absolutely every man, woman and child in the vicinity, Tiny Todd was most likely thinking about ending it all by hanging himself from a table lamp with a string of dental floss upon returning in defeat to his hobbit-hole that night.

Manmore 1: Hey, why are there a bunch of doll shoes lying in the street over there? Manmore 2: Those are Todd Howard's high heels. The dwarfed Oompa Loompa was crossing the street with an armful of high heels when a gust of wind just blew him away. Manmore 1: Manlets BTFO. Manmore 2: Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator September 11, 2024

That's like hiking without high heels!

Used when talking about a really bad idea or something that seems very hard to do

"Let's write an Octave function with many for loops"
"Dude! That's like hiking without high heels!"

by Idoger Bontes October 4, 2018

Heel scuff

Having to shit so bad, you're about to shit yourself. So you clench your ass shut and try to walk until you get to a toilet to relieve yourself.

I had to shit so bad, I heel scuffed down the hallway till I found a restroom!

by DMU77 May 19, 2015

Adidas heel studs

Describes a lady with large erect nipples and also the longest screw in studs on the adidas copa mundial football boot (circa 1978)

Jesus Christ have you seen her nipples, They're like adidas heel studs

by Cheesey February 13, 2004

Heel Sauce

An unconventional "saucer" pass in hockey that was developed by an unknown trail blazer, "Satoshi Leckamato" in a small suburb of Vancouver, Canada. Although Leckamato describes the Heel Sauce as "beautiful", others have criticized the technique for its lack of control and slow release time. The Heel Sauce has yet to gain acceptance in the hockey community and is banned in Japan.

Dylan really wanted a pass on the tape, but instead struggled to receive an uncontrollable Heel Sauce that nearly killed him.

by John John Doe Doe August 10, 2023

...First, Middle, And Last...《¤》...The Spartan Prayer For An Achilles Heel Slit From A Bike Pedal.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: ...First, Middle, And Last...《¤》...The Spartan Prayer For An Achilles Heel Slit From A Bike Pedal.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025