1 - an idiot who feels the compelling need to be an asshole.
2 - one who insults and harrasses others to feel better about oneself.
3 - see asslantern
2 - one who insults and harrasses others to feel better about oneself.
3 - see asslantern
by TranceStep441 April 11, 2003
Get the heckler mug.In a world of compromises, some people put the bullets in the magazine backwards…But it doesn’t matter, because our gun is on the cover of the Rainbow Six video games. Look how cool that SEAL coming out of the water looks… If you buy a $2,000 SOCOM, you will be that cool of an operator too. And chicks will dig you.
At HK, we stuck a piston on an AR15, just like a bunch of other companies have done, dating back to about 1969. However ours is better, because we refuse to sell it to civilians. Because you suck, and we hate you.
Our XM8 is the greatest rifle ever developed. It may melt, and it doesn’t fit any accessories known to man, but that is your fault. If you were a real operator, you would love it. Once again, look at Rainbow Six, that G36 sure is cool isn’t it? Yeah, you know you want one.And by the way, check out our new HK45. We decided that humans don’t need to release the magazine with their thumbs. If you were a really manly teutonic operator, you would be able to reach the controls. Plus we’ve fired 100,000,000 rounds through one with zero malfunctions, and that was while it was buried in a lake of molten lava, on the moon. If you don’t believe us, it is because you aren’t a real operator.
By the way, our cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns like the G3 and MP5 are the bestest things ever, and totally worth asinine scalpers prices, but note that cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns from other countries are commie garbage. Not that it matters, because you’re civilians, so we won’t sell them to you anyway. Because you suck, and we hate you, but we know you’ll be back. We can beat you down like a trailer park wife, but you’ll come back, you always do.
Buy our stuff.
Sincerely
HK Marketing DepartmentHK. Because you suck. And we hate you.
At HK, we stuck a piston on an AR15, just like a bunch of other companies have done, dating back to about 1969. However ours is better, because we refuse to sell it to civilians. Because you suck, and we hate you.
Our XM8 is the greatest rifle ever developed. It may melt, and it doesn’t fit any accessories known to man, but that is your fault. If you were a real operator, you would love it. Once again, look at Rainbow Six, that G36 sure is cool isn’t it? Yeah, you know you want one.And by the way, check out our new HK45. We decided that humans don’t need to release the magazine with their thumbs. If you were a really manly teutonic operator, you would be able to reach the controls. Plus we’ve fired 100,000,000 rounds through one with zero malfunctions, and that was while it was buried in a lake of molten lava, on the moon. If you don’t believe us, it is because you aren’t a real operator.
By the way, our cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns like the G3 and MP5 are the bestest things ever, and totally worth asinine scalpers prices, but note that cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns from other countries are commie garbage. Not that it matters, because you’re civilians, so we won’t sell them to you anyway. Because you suck, and we hate you, but we know you’ll be back. We can beat you down like a trailer park wife, but you’ll come back, you always do.
Buy our stuff.
Sincerely
HK Marketing DepartmentHK. Because you suck. And we hate you.
Ze Heckler and Koch G36 did not lose eets zero, joo ah just not TEUTONIC OPERATOR eenuff to use our superior German engineering. NEIN EET EEZ NOT MELTING, ZAT IS SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN.
by Hans, HK marketing. July 10, 2009
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Robert Szasz, a transplanted Torontonian now living in Clearwater, FL and a season ticket holder of the Tampa Bay Rays, Tampa Bay Lightning, and Tampa Bay Buccaneers. You can pick his voice out of the crowd during a Rays game when he heckles opponents of the opposition. Never uses profanity, but some players have found him to be annoying.
by thebaseballguy222222 August 15, 2008
Get the Happy Heckler mug.Someone who harasses or embarrasses an individual with a disability out in public view.
One who makes taunting remarks about someones disability.
One who makes taunting remarks about someones disability.
by Robert Michael Hensel April 18, 2008
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by xxx January 18, 2005
Get the heckler mug.to harrass a stand-up comedian during a performance. a comedian is heckled in order to show the audience's lack of interest or satisfaction with success of the comedian's material. usually heckling is done through the means of yelling, jeering, taunting, but it also includes physical and bodily harm.
Don heckled Eddie the standup comedian because Eddie insulted his religion. In a fit of rage, Don through a bottle of beer at Eddie and said, "we jews aren't all cheap you asshole! you suck! boo! go back to new york you fat fuck!" Then eddie retorted, "shouldn't you be doing some accounting or counting money or something you jewish---" then eddie was interupted by the emcee of the open mic night and asked never to return again.
by dsimmer September 3, 2009
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by Hit me harder daddy May 30, 2019
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