heavy-hitter

Someone who manages to have an unusually large number of sexual encounters.

Dan: "Aren't you seeing one of those girls from the coffee shop too? Jen or Liz?"
Jon: "Yeah man."
Dan: "Oh nice, which one?"
Jon: "Both."
Dan: "Damn, dude. Fuckin' heavy-hitter over here."

by boringoldorange January 5, 2018

Heavy Hitter

Heavy Hitter: A fat and/or heavy set woman. Typically a Heavy Hitter is a fat woman who takes an unwanted interest in you. Can also be a chubby or fat girl with stalkerish & clinger ways because shes fat and desperate for attention.

Example #1: "I just joined a dating website and the only chick that messaged me back was a heavy hitter."

Example #2: Friend: Hey man how was the action at the bar last night? Me: "Kinda sucked, only heavy hitters on the prowl"

Example #3: Friend: "Hey bro who's that fat chick following you around?" Me: "Just some heavy hitter I've been banging to keep the rust off."

by Mr.Mittens February 25, 2019

heavy hitter

A person who takes very big hits of their joint or bong.

"Holy crap dude, you're a heavy hitter"

by heRetic May 13, 2005

Heavy Hitters

Usually defined as a male or female who enjoys sexual intercourse with an overweight member of the opposite sex.

Those who think Rosy O’Donnell is hot are called Heavy Hitters

by infonet March 10, 2009

heavy hitter

operator

As Barry Bonds is to the San Fransisco Giants.

by Tuna September 13, 2003

Heavy Hitter Alliance

The corporation for all the jabronies and low lifes in this world. You have to be a real winner to be accepted into this league. Derived from the biggest toolbag of them all, Daryl Isaacs AKA the Heavy Hitter. Being in the Heavy Hitter Alliance is basically like having a black belt....in sucking at life. You see you have to be a real turd to for the HHA to grant membership. There is a strict set of guidelines that must be met before you can even be considered. First off you must be a complete Daryl, or even a Sherman. Next, you must follow trends, say annoying shit at the wrong time, and absolutely kill any party you step foot in. You must wear the lamest clothes and put on way too much cologne, a tapout shirt and ed hardy cologne should do the deed. Finally, you must have zero true friends. If you are in the HHA and you think you have friends, you are WRONG. Those guys that roast your ass 24/7 don't keep you around bc they like you, they just like having a personal bitch to use as a dialogue punching bag.

Damnit Daryl! Why the hell would you show up to this party you weren't even invited!!! Thats it we're sending you to the Heavy Hitter Alliance.

Jim) Yo check it out that kid just rung up $900 worth of clothes at Ed Hardy.

Sean) Wow, thats Heavy Hitter potential right there.

by CLUB WARNOCK April 26, 2010

Heavy Hitters

the most important and powerful family of non-cheaters in the csr2 mobile racing game.

"its membership includes many heavy hitters in the live lobby racing, championship showdown, prestige cup, crew leaderboard, and good sportsmanship industries."

by MarkChanceEncounter February 7, 2024