heartland

Heartland is a TV show from Canada that is very famous about horses and drama *it is on netflix*. Hertland is played from 7:00 to 8:00 on CBC (i think)

Texting

Me : no sorry, i can't come over i have to watch Hertland.
Friend : whats Heartland ?
Me : nevermind i'll come over.
*Goes over with gun*
Friend : He...
Me : *with the gun to they're head* i will shoot you if you do not go on netflix anad watch every single episode right now !
Friend : WTF NOOO !!!

Me : *Shoots them*

by Mia Crawford March 19, 2017

blue hearting

an act of playing with one's feelings; leading them on but you have no intention of getting it on with them

"gurrrrrl this guy is so into me but I'm just leading him on for the heck of it" "man that's a serious case of blue hearting"

by Marah Fabellera January 4, 2016

Hertling Holiday

When you take off from work for no apparent reason other than "just because"

Ehh, weather looks shitty for Monday. I think I'll take a Hertling Holiday

by Pontiacc February 13, 2017

heartling

a person with whom you feel a connection to before even meeting or talking with; you will come to this realization after moments of intense eye contact

Person 1: Wow, I'm totally getting vibes from that heartling in the corner

Person 2: No wayy!

by Princess_Swan September 9, 2010

hearthing

the process that is similar to human birth but with plants
trust me im a scientist

you know hes hearthing leave him alone

by therealscientist69 July 7, 2017

Hartline

1. Someone who is a bodybuilder but is not very good at.

2. Referring to an individual that lives under the delusion that he or she is loved by a person who obviously doesn't like them back.

3. A fuckstick

Person 1: Dang dude, I saw that girl with three other guys this weekend. Not to mention all the photos on her Facebook.

Person 2: You don't understand, she said she loved me!

Person 1: Gah, you're such a Hartline sometimes..

I've been working out for six months with this program and nothing! Why can't I get bigger??

Sorry dude, looks like you have Hartline Syndrome.

Driver: Oh my god, did you just see that asshole pull out in front of me?? He's flipping me off!!!

Passenger: Damn, some people are such Hartline's sometimes.

by Aterin September 14, 2010

Hartlined

To screw something up in every way possible. Originating from the University of Kentucky's quarterback in 2009.

Bernie Madoff really hartlined a bunch of people out of their money.

by wbeej October 3, 2009