Turtle heading is when you need to take a shit and it is starting to peer out of your ass. Like a turtle coming out of his shell.
"Hey bro let's move!"
"Hold on a sec I need to take a dump."
"Can't you just hold it?"
"Naw man I'm turtle heading!"
"Hold on a sec I need to take a dump."
"Can't you just hold it?"
"Naw man I'm turtle heading!"
by Hemlok February 15, 2009
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Doug: what are u planning on doing with them?
Garett: European hearing aid!
Doug: be care full, you don't wana chaf.
Doug: what are u planning on doing with them?
Garett: European hearing aid!
Doug: be care full, you don't wana chaf.
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Heaming
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• healing
• Hemingway
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• heating
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• hemming
• hemmingway
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a : the act or process of regaining health by eating oreos, which is the trademark for the popular sandwich cookies by Nabisco
b : restoration to life, consciousness, vigor, and strength by the eating of an oreo cookie
verb
c : to make young or youthful again through the eating of oreos: give new vigor to
d : to bring back to or put back into a former or original state
a : the act or process of regaining health by eating oreos, which is the trademark for the popular sandwich cookies by Nabisco
b : restoration to life, consciousness, vigor, and strength by the eating of an oreo cookie
verb
c : to make young or youthful again through the eating of oreos: give new vigor to
d : to bring back to or put back into a former or original state
An oreo healing will rejuvenate me.
She is looking ill, she could use an oreo healing.
I must heal my wounds through the power of oreos.
Any kind of oreo will do. For example: Original, Double Stuf, Golden, and Triple-Double are all acceptable.
She is looking ill, she could use an oreo healing.
I must heal my wounds through the power of oreos.
Any kind of oreo will do. For example: Original, Double Stuf, Golden, and Triple-Double are all acceptable.
by TheGlen September 28, 2011
Get the Oreo Healing mug.The mating call for a rare half human half cyborg creature known as the Genji. The Genji often uses this call when he is at 199/200 health just annoying the Lucio's,Mercy's,Zentyatta's and Ana's he yells it at while not pushing the payload.
Genji:199/200 health
Genji:I need healing
Reaper:We don't even have a healer
Genji:Then switch to one
Reaper:No
Genji:Then i'll just stand here and make our team lose
Reaper:*Switches to Ana*
Ana:Lemme heal you
Genji:*Keeps moving too fast for Ana o heal him*
Genji:I need healing
Reaper:We don't even have a healer
Genji:Then switch to one
Reaper:No
Genji:Then i'll just stand here and make our team lose
Reaper:*Switches to Ana*
Ana:Lemme heal you
Genji:*Keeps moving too fast for Ana o heal him*
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