Haddock Pasty

Female Genitalia

Kippers, Beef Curtains, Bombay Doors

by Dach September 25, 2003

Haydocking

Like Spacedocking... but on a farm

Did you see those Bulls Haydocking?
Ridonculous

by George VI March 30, 2011

haddock pastie

A smelly fanny, normally smelling of fish.

"Can you smell that? One of these chicks has got a haddock pastie"

by sam cornwoggle August 24, 2006

arse haddock

A friendly term for someone who's just made a mistake or said something stupid.

"I really think Bill Gates isn't THAT bad." - Norm

"Shut up you arse haddock!" - Guy

by Slayer April 7, 2003

haddock's handbag

a woman in a high state of sexual excitement

Of course, by closing time she was up for it.. She was "wetter than a haddock's handbag"

by kwikki October 7, 2008

haddock alley

another word for vagina

I shoved it right up her haddock alley

by beefcurtians69 May 17, 2018

Hjalberg Haddock

A Nordic sex move during which Lutefisk is liberally applied to the woman's vagina in place of lubricant.

Olga very much enjoys when I give her a Hjalberg Haddock as it means she doesn't have to eat the lutefisk my mom sends us.

by Phemme Phallic January 15, 2021