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haymaker

The John Wayne punch. A forceful blow with the fist.
by Traffic Buddy July 14, 2006
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Haymaker To The Babymaker

The act of punching a woman in the crotch as hard as possible, sometimes because she was being a douche. This is known to cause autism in babies. can also be used as an instant contraceptive.
Brittany was being a douche so i gave her a Haymaker To The Babymaker
by smlysk8rboy9 September 28, 2010
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Midnight haymaker

When your spouse hogs the bed and you are left no other choice but to assert dominance
It was 11:20 on a Sunday night, she forced me off of the bed by once again hogging the bed. I edged back into my spot only to once again be awoken at 11:56 by hitting the shag carpet. THAT was the last straw! I went to my storage chest, busted out my last remaining wife beater and just as the clock struck midnight I dropped a fist bomb on my spouse. This was the first Midnight Haymaker to be thrown and if my snuggle spot is ever threatened again the midnight haymaker shall once again commence. Now she knows if she hogs the bed, she will get the the midnight haymaker , when the clock strikes midnight. A midnight haymaker is when you strike your spouse at midnight for hogging the bed.
by Branzached July 14, 2021
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Haymaker

All of the other definitions are false or sexual, let me clear things up. A Haymaker is a punch that is similar to a hook, but instead of the elbo bent at around 100 degrees, the elbo is only slightly bent (maybe 160 degrees) and usually hits the side of the body or even head. Widely used by unexperienced fighters because it is usually the first and easiest strike one can execute. But they can also be powerful if done right but is almost never very accurate, deeming it impractical in most cases unless one really knows what he/she is doing; even though it is so widely used. Unexperienced fighters usually only hit with their dominant hand too.
-Bubba Joe: Hey fag! I fucked your mom last night!
-John Doe: Dude I don't like people talking about my mom like that, she died you son of a bitch!
-Bubba Joe: HAHA! I'm so macho!!!
-John Doe: *pushes Bubba Joe knocking him on his ass*
-Bubba Joe: *gets up and throws a bunch of haymakers and misses*
-John Doe: *Shovel hooks Bubba Joe in the face* HANDSTRIKESFACE!
by badmothabrotha May 11, 2011
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Haymaker

when you get into a fight and you just start throwing punches with ALL your strength.
Mike: Yo Jack got into a fight.
Angel: Dam was it a good fight?
Mike: HELL YEA he was throwing HAYMAKERS at that guy's head.
by GAYWIGGAMICHAEL December 11, 2019
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Massieville Haymaker

A style of fighting characterized by wild flailing of the arms by drunken inbred rednecks from Massieville Ohio.
Jimbob used that Massieville haymaker to beat his cousins boyfriend up so he could have his girl back.
by estabanroso February 7, 2015
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haymaker beej

a blow job with power and energy equivilant to that of a haymaker punch
matt goodrich serves up a haymaker beej like its his fucking job.
by tom jones January 12, 2004
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