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Hawty Shawty

A term used for petite men, typically spoken after drinking a considerable amount of cough syrup.
Hietler: "Hey, Hawty Shawty, wanna get some food later?"
Farmer Coom: "Sure, that sounds like fun."
by CarlMyMan December 3, 2021
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hasty bagger

a grocery clerk or carry-out who fails to properly bag one's groceries because they work too quickly; alternatively, one who tries to put on a condom too quickly
I'm sorry I put your eggs on the bottom - I'm a hasty bagger.
by NJaggers July 1, 2008
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hasty

word meaning Dumb hoe and leech of life
my that hasty just busted me to Mr. Badley
by Bishop October 6, 2004
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Sanchez Hasty

An out of work male porn star out of the 80s standing about 6ft 3in with busshy long sideburns, driving a buick regal out of the 80s, and a fairly thin black mustasche that just screams dirty sanchez. but now working a Culver's resteraunt talking about dorky computer humbo jumbo. ("i be like")
hey kyle and eric! look, here comes dirty Sanchez Hasty into work with nothing but nasty and nerdy intentions.
by Uncle December 3, 2004
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Hasty5

The Hasty 5 is when your date gives you a quick handjob in the driveway outside her parents house. Most common among high school dates but sometimes seen with college daters who still live at home or date younger.
Guy1: Hey did you score last night?

Guy2: Her dad was waiting up for her so she just gave me a Hasty5 before she got out of the car.


Girl1: Did you sleep with Bill?

Girl2: Not yet, but I did give him a Hasty5 during the movie.
by Hammecher Schlemmer April 30, 2009
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hasty

A word that describes someone who beats the living hell out of anything and everything.
Rob is so hasty that he kicks the shit outta people when walking down the street.
by idiot42 December 14, 2008
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hawty shawty

you
literally you. you are the hawty shawty
by inhuman_screeching July 12, 2021
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