Hasty5

The Hasty 5 is when your date gives you a quick handjob in the driveway outside her parents house. Most common among high school dates but sometimes seen with college daters who still live at home or date younger.

Guy1: Hey did you score last night?

Guy2: Her dad was waiting up for her so she just gave me a Hasty5 before she got out of the car.


Girl1: Did you sleep with Bill?

Girl2: Not yet, but I did give him a Hasty5 during the movie.

by Hammecher Schlemmer April 30, 2009

hasty

Doing something too fast, hurriedly because there isn't time/you can't be bothered.

1. a hasty attempt to hide his copy of Nuts as his mum entered the room.

2. Thief 1: 'Shit man its the cops, we best be leaving!'
Thief 2: 'Bruv don't be hasty, theres still more dope here...'

by tee dot March 31, 2008

Hasty Mane

His real name is Haroon and treats girls like shit like jessica. He made a song and fake featured malachi amour and has pubes on his head

Damn, Hasty mane is the gayest name i have ever heard of...

by Akshay2221 May 7, 2020

Hasty Pudding

Dropkick crown prince of Denmark, destined to destroy the Danish royal family, and infamous for selecting Mary Donaldson, an infamous bogan gold-digger and "circuit girl" for his bride - to the consternation (and amusement) of the Crowned Heads of Europe.

The Hasty Pudding was in some haste to marry down - and is regretting it all now at his leisure!

by Miggly May 4, 2008

hasty

a word meaning rude or sassy

don't be hasty, it's not nice

by dddefine August 3, 2011

Hasty Trigger

When In a video game, A player shoots a teamate by mistake, thinking he is the enemy.

*player 1 steps out of closet*

Boom

Player 2 Kills player 1

"oops, sorry Hasty trigger*

by BUITCHIN March 25, 2009

hasty bagger

a grocery clerk or carry-out who fails to properly bag one's groceries because they work too quickly; alternatively, one who tries to put on a condom too quickly

I'm sorry I put your eggs on the bottom - I'm a hasty bagger.

by NJaggers July 1, 2008