The Hasty 5 is when your date gives you a quick handjob in the driveway outside her parents house. Most common among high school dates but sometimes seen with college daters who still live at home or date younger.
Guy1: Hey did you score last night?
Guy2: Her dad was waiting up for her so she just gave me a Hasty5 before she got out of the car.
Girl1: Did you sleep with Bill?
Girl2: Not yet, but I did give him a Hasty5 during the movie.
Guy2: Her dad was waiting up for her so she just gave me a Hasty5 before she got out of the car.
Girl1: Did you sleep with Bill?
Girl2: Not yet, but I did give him a Hasty5 during the movie.
by Hammecher Schlemmer April 30, 2009
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