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The Hasty 5 is when your date gives you a quick handjob in the driveway outside her parents house. Most common among high school dates but sometimes seen with college daters who still live at home or date younger.

Guy1: Hey did you score last night?

Guy2: Her dad was waiting up for her so she just gave me a Hasty5 before she got out of the car.

Girl1: Did you sleep with Bill?

Girl2: Not yet, but I did give him a Hasty5 during the movie.

Hasty5 by Hammecher Schlemmer April 30, 2009

hasty

Doing something too fast, hurriedly because there isn't time/you can't be bothered.

1. a hasty attempt to hide his copy of Nuts as his mum entered the room.

2. Thief 1: 'Shit man its the cops, we best be leaving!'
Thief 2: 'Bruv don't be hasty, theres still more dope here...'

hasty by tee dot March 31, 2008

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Hasty Mane

His real name is Haroon and treats girls like shit like jessica. He made a song and fake featured malachi amour and has pubes on his head

Damn, Hasty mane is the gayest name i have ever heard of...

Hasty Mane by Akshay2221 May 7, 2020

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Hasty Pudding

Dropkick crown prince of Denmark, destined to destroy the Danish royal family, and infamous for selecting Mary Donaldson, an infamous bogan gold-digger and "circuit girl" for his bride - to the consternation (and amusement) of the Crowned Heads of Europe.

The Hasty Pudding was in some haste to marry down - and is regretting it all now at his leisure!

Hasty Pudding by Miggly May 4, 2008

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hasty

a word meaning rude or sassy

don't be hasty, it's not nice

hasty by dddefine August 3, 2011

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Hasty Trigger

When In a video game, A player shoots a teamate by mistake, thinking he is the enemy.

*player 1 steps out of closet*

Boom

Player 2 Kills player 1

"oops, sorry Hasty trigger*

Hasty Trigger by BUITCHIN March 25, 2009

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hasty bagger

a grocery clerk or carry-out who fails to properly bag one's groceries because they work too quickly; alternatively, one who tries to put on a condom too quickly

I'm sorry I put your eggs on the bottom - I'm a hasty bagger.

hasty bagger by NJaggers July 1, 2008

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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