Hannered

Being drunk to the point at which the intoxitated person can no longer support their own head, or muster the ability to keep their tongue in their mouth. They still, however maintain consciousness and can utter passable words. One of the main components of being hannered is that the intoxicated person refrains from vomiting no matter the level of inibriation. Hannered people have been known to pass out in Mcdonalds for up to 45 minutes, then still manage to wobble onto a bus and make it home.

"Dude, do you think she can walk alright?"
"I dunno man, you might have to hold her head up, shes fuckin hannered!"

by gines and hans October 29, 2011

brian haner

Synyster Gates of Avenged Sevenfold's father. Also a very talented guitarist who brought his son up to do the same. Can be seen in Achmed's Jingle Bombs video as the "guitar guy."

Dude 1: Do you know who Brian Haner is?
Dude 2: Of course I do. He's Syn Gates' father, and a kickass guitarist.

by tazunderfire6661 May 21, 2008

Confirmed Sex Haver

Someone who has a child or has clearly evidenced they have sex.

Billy: Dad!

Dad: We’ve talked about this Billy.
Billy: (snidely) Confirmed sex haver

by Slaken April 11, 2019

hole-haver

Someone who likes to have all their holes filled all the time.

Syn: Slut, Whore, Liar, Fat, Bitch, Witch (Apparently?), etc.

Lauren is a hole-haver.

by WackyTheWalrus May 26, 2017

hannerd

A hannah that gets too drunk. Starts with " you guys want shots?" Ends with crying.

Man, you got so Hannerd last night, my pillow is still wet.

by Hannerd November 24, 2015

Hanverid

azure's crush he's seemingly vanished for mysterious reasons but sivilea keeps on waiting for him to return and take her of her heels one day

azure wishes hanverid was her boyfriend

by lighgt November 7, 2022

Tom Haverford

A character played by Aziz Ansari on "Parks and Recreation". He's the funniest, is always willing to party, and gets the most chicks.

Tom Haverford: Lucy is my girlfriend...

by teheeeeeheeee August 20, 2010