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Have you met me?

What you say to someone when they act surprised by something you did that is totally you. Used whenever someone shows they don't know you as well as they think.
Riley: "Kelley, why did you eat the last piece of cake?"
Kelley: "HAVE YOU MET ME?"
by Skippyelvis May 25, 2018
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shouldn't have called me full of hate

"A common, phrase used when one is arrested for stealing money and making bomb threats to a television station. One may only use this term if they are quite creepy anyway.
"Why did you do this?" -Reporter
"Shouldn't have called me full of hate." -Creepy Arrestee
by Handme$73,000 October 8, 2007
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you have failed me

The last thing you hear your boss say before your sudden demise. Usually because you screwed up that one time. Oops.
You have failed me for the last time, Admiral.
by Intelligence001 September 5, 2019
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You Should Have Killed Me When You Had The Chance

A song by A Day To Remember written about when you're playing Call Of Duty. An enemy is five feet behind you, and in attempt to kill you, they waste time fumbling to throw a grenade instead of shooting you. In the time it takes them to do that, you turn around kill them effortlessly.
Brett: Dumb ass computer. He was standing behind me and in the time it would have taken to shoot me, instead he pulled out a grenade.

Josh: What a retard.

Brett: Totally. I killed him while he was still taking it out. He could have just shot me on the spot and killed me! You Should Have Killed Me When You Had The Chance, CPU.

Josh: Yeah.
by JaelleRivers January 27, 2013
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Every scar I have makes me who I am

The saying "Every scar I have makes me who I am," signifies that our past experiences, particularly our hardships and challenges, contribute to shaping our personal identity. These scars, physical or emotional, embody our resilience, growth, and survival, making us unique individuals. We are encouraged to embrace, not hide, these experiences as they form part of our life story.
"After going through his recovery, Javein often said, 'Every scar I have makes me who I am,' acknowledging his journey and recognizing how the trials had shaped him into a scarfident individual."
by The Scarcodian Slanguage July 22, 2023
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If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me

A line said by soldier from Team Fortress 2 when he dominated an enemy
Enemy scout that was killed by soldier for the 3rd time: *Death scream*

Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!
by TheStolenCookie October 23, 2022
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Have you seen me? fixation

A compelling psychological disturbance whereas someone cannot stop themselves from scanning milk cartons and mail advertisements containing the names, birthdates and young faces alongside the age-progressed faces of long missing persons.
I came to admit that I totally suffer with a Have you seen me? fixation when I started realizing that I believed I was seeing many of these age-progressed folks everywhere I went and that one of them might be a neighbor living next door!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2020
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