Haitian

A Haitian is a person born in Haiti or has either a Haitian mother or Haitian father but were born outside of Haiti. Haitians come from a strong, rich, warm, polite, complex Latin American culture. Ethnically the majority Haitians are predominantly of African decent. However millions of Haitians are a mixture of African,Spanish,British,French, Arab,German,Indian,Chinese, Jewish, Polish and Italian. And they come in all skin tones and colors. Most Haitians speak Haitian Creole (Kréyol) which is a beautiful language based from a mixture of French, Spanish, Portuguese, English, and a tiny bit african influences. Majority of Haitians are strict practicing Catholics. Only poor Haitians practice voodoo. Haitian cuisine is unique and extremely delicious made up of a typical caribbean/ latin american diet of plantains, rices, beans, seafood, meats, soups, vegetables, pastries, tropical fruits, coffee, teas, and rum but with intense mouth watering creole flavor and spice with a french culinary sophistication.Haitians dance and musics called Kompa which is exactly like Dominican merengue but much more elegant, romantic , and slow with a slow salsa-ish tempo. In America Haitian's and Haitian diaspora are one of the most educated, successful, professional minorities consisting of a large population of doctors, nurses, lawyers, engineers, entrepreneurs, business men, professional athlete's , actors, singers, fashion designers, and philanthropist.

People: You are Haitian? You don't look Haitian. I thought you were.......
Haitian: Yes, I am Haitian and we dont look like anything specific.

People: All Haitians do voodoo
Haitian: That is a lie but can I slap you now or later?

by Carlos the true Haitian April 27, 2017

Haitian Tuxedo

A popular outfit worn throughout the Caribbean. It includes slacks, Havana shirt, and A gaudy gold necklace. Naturally the use of a straw hat is optional.

I can't believe he left the house in a Haitian Tuxedo

by Nitemare08 March 31, 2011

Haitian

native of Haiti; of Haitian descent

me : Half-Haitian

A Haitian is a person from Haiti. Haiti isn't the greatest county, but the people are actually very nice. And the food is pretty good.

by BlasianSensation October 23, 2004

Haitian

A person who is from Haiti or has parents that are from Haiti.

They dont eat cats
All of them didnt get here on boats
All of them are not part of the Zo pound.

A yo, who is that nigga right there wit Christina. Ohh thats just Wayne... he a cool ass haitian.

by TheQuikOne June 24, 2005

haetian

(n) A hater

Someone who is jealous, envious, negative, gossip, or just plain mean for no reason.

A person from the planet Haetah

The Haetian was talking crap because she can't be me.

by SmarterThanYouWillEverBe July 17, 2010

The Haitian

A "mute" character from Haiti on the NBC show Heroes. The Haitian has the power to take memories, stop any power from being used around him, and also enhance the powers of a hero. Usually found as colleague for a member of the "Company" where heroes are taken to either get helped or imprisoned. (Has no name so everyone just calls him The Haitian)

Peter -Who was that guy standing in the corner of the office earlier?
Elle -Oh, The Haitian.

by Masi Oka December 19, 2007

HAITIAN STIR FRY

When you are getting roughed up and it ends with a splintering mop handle being inserted...anally.

When I'm done beating your ass, you can look forward to a nice Haitian Stir Fry you bitch ass ho!

by LegendaryCurt October 18, 2020