Hassock

Litterally a prayer cushion, however sounds like one of the most fantastic insults imagineable. Used to insult god-fanatics and all manner of church-goers in order to remove their one decently named material possession.

Dave (to a priest): y'all a hassock!

Priest: the power of christ compells you *throws holy water*

Dave: IT BURNS!

by steveism February 25, 2009

Llamas With Hats

Caaaaaaaaarl

Llamas with hats, ep 1
Paul: Caarl, there's a dead human in our house!
Carl: Ohhh, heyyy! How did he get there?
Paul: Caaaaaaaaarl, what did you do?

by fjvjxyayvjc August 10, 2018

party hats

erect and mighty pointed nipples

Hey it must be cold out because your mom has her party hats on.

by logos August 12, 2003

Hateocracy

Group of people that hate another group of people for no apparent reason.

Boy: I'm Finna join this Hateocracy, so I can hate on them wonder bread people too.

by Ananimass September 23, 2010

Todd Hanson

AKA The Silver Fox. Creator and enforcer of The Show. Takes it to the hairline regularly.

Now guys, do the damn show, and take it to the hairline... because even Chuck Norris believes in Todd Hanson.

by travis ohrn August 1, 2009

Hansoozle

v. to get an unsuspecting colleague drunk beyond recognition.

On Saturday afternoon I was totally hansoozled.

by MyKingswayHouseHasAMoat October 30, 2013

Hansojo

Han Solo's dad

Hansojo is the bestest explorer in the whole entire universes

by WhyIsMyNameTaken October 29, 2018