Hartism

A statement, said with such profound confidence that the listener takes it to be the truth. The statement is likely to be untrue. Usually on obscure facts, that most people are unsure of.

Person: "Hey, do you know what the capital of Botswana?"

Hartism: "It's Mbabane. I'm sure of it. I read it somewhere."

by Razgriz91 February 20, 2010

Hatisfied

When one no longer feels the desire to pursue hats in the video game Team Fortress 2

Man, after getting the Hat of Undeniable Wealth and Respect, I am completely hatisfied.

by PotatoMancer January 3, 2011

Hatim

A masturbating, moonshine drinking, hash smoking hairy mofo who wears innapropriate shirts and enjoys driving around in jomaih and champion,co-inventor of 'zis one ayub', wa 'zis one alam'

see also "horny", "TULLI",

very sexy, have gangbang

ohhh look, there goes hatim, hes so smexy, c'mon girls lets all have a gangbang with him

by TertaSin April 3, 2009

Hautism

Elon Musk

I was diagnosed with hautism after watching Elon launch his load into space!!

by Darthwitt June 26, 2021

Hatim

An Arabic name meaning ‘black crow’.

The name Hatim means ‘black crow’ in Arabic.

by armoe August 20, 2023

Heatism

Some BS term you make up and sling out there to scare the ignorant into thinking there's big trouble coming if they don't comply.

...but it didn't take me long to figure out that was just a Heatism. Sort of like the Zoo Lockup... -Jameson Rook

by Stanaholic June 22, 2011

hautism

The belief that autistic children are more advanced than other children

The doctor diagnosed my nephew with autism,. Personally, I believe it's hautism cuz my nephew's brain works much faster than mine.

by Aliza Amihude November 2, 2006