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Nathaniel Hawthorne

A man whose mission it was to test just how much he could bore the living shit out of future American high school English students
Nathaniel Hawthorne's The Scarlet Letter is tangential and meaningless as fuck.
by Timmy X Plum September 7, 2014
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Hawthorne Effect

According to experiments (first conducted in the Hawthorn plant of Western Electric in Illinois, people who are told that they are highly capable and are doing well will then do even better work than worse. The adage "Honey catches more flies than vinegar" suggests that changes resulting from praise or dispraise may not be lasting.
At my workplace, nobody employs the Hawthorne Effect ....so it should be no big secret that it sucks to work there.
by Luddz June 12, 2015
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hawthorne

Neighborhood in Southeast Portland with a reputation for being progressive, creative and all things counter-culture, though rapidly succumbing to californication.
Hawthorne used to be cool, before all the bobos moved in.
by Sophie Osborn April 20, 2007
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hawthorne heights

A band that was a good band. Had some nice guitar riffs, some memorable lyrics, they had a talented guitarist/screamer(Casey Calvert).

unfortunately Casey Calvert died. After not showing up to a sound check with the rest of the band, he was found dead.

He was a good man and never did any drugs and was a vegetarian. It might be possible he died of an asthma attack, as he did use an inhaler.

All I know is you shouldn't call people emo fags for being sad about this. I mean thee is a difference in crying all the time about nothing and being sad that someone who affected your dies.
jerk: HA HA GOOD THING HE DIED HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS WAS EMO.

me: you are less then a human being.
by Jared Jerzak December 28, 2007
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Hawthorne Heights

One of my favourite bands. They're amazing live. Just because "Ohio is for Lovers" said something about cutting wrists doesn't mean this is what they're telling their fans to do. I met Hawthorne Heights, they're one of the nicest bands imaginable. JT and Casey are absolute sweethearts. The only reason you hate them is because you're seeing these little "teenys" saying that the favourite song is either "Ohio", "Niki FM", or "Saying Sorry". Yeah, these songs are good, but they're not the only ones on their CDs.
Zack: Hey, where were you last night?
Me: I saw Hawthorne Heights live.
Zack: Oh man. They're awesome.
Me: I know.
by zombiefied.remains December 5, 2007
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Gale Hawthorne

by PenelopeClearwater December 12, 2011
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Hawthorn

The act of pissing and shitting at the same time.

Going to the toilet (or anywhere else) to piss and shit.

Urinating and Defecating in the same session.

Origin: A team/club in the Australian Football League named Hawthorn (Hawks), their team colours are brown and gold (the colours of shit and piss respectively.
Sorry, I have to go to the toilet to have a hawthorn!

I'm busting for a hawthorn!

The dog just did a hawthorn!

The cat has hawthorned all over the new carpet!
by R19H92 June 25, 2016
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