Hasson theory

The Hasson theory is most commonly used to describe those that are blessed with a nice arse but have a face that could turn Medusa to stone, so if you see a girl with these attributes it is known as the Hasson theory. Spread the word booty face bum nose noon spoon

A man sees a nice girls ass and he is like danggg and then he looks at the face and he knows to think of the Hasson theory and be like that girls got a nice ass but not a nice face

by Steve? June 5, 2016

Hassasin

A sect of murderous Arab's living during the Catholic Crusades. Hassasins were brutal murderers renowned not only for their brutal and cruel murders of Catholics, but in celebrating each kill with a drug using frenzy. Their drug of choice: Hashish. Over time, as all things do, the word evolves. It is now pronounced: assasin.

Damn, that Hassasin is fucking that Catholic up. Let's go buy some weed from him!

by Viscus January 12, 2005

haslos

Another way to say "Hello" or "Hey". It sounds amazing when said.

haslos friend.
It is pronounced with a slur "haaas-los"

by Friendssssssss April 20, 2010

Hassasquatch

A Hassasquatch is the physical form which the one called Hassan takes on when is extremely outraged that he doesn't get his daily crust and when in this state can only think about getting the crust as it the bone of the pizza. The Hassasquatch is very hard to destroy and/or calm down this must be done with the rare earth element know as goldencrustium a small dose with calm him down and large dose will overload it's brain the pleasure of crust and kill him.

(Founder of the species Sev)

Hassan: I need the crust!!!!!!

*Turns to Hassasquatch*

by Somewhere in the shire January 14, 2014

hassoni

He is a rich sexy motherfucker and loyal because he is iraqi

Babylady hassoni

by Hasssssseno December 11, 2016

jade hassoune

Lebenese/Canadian actor/singer/
Actual angel from heaven

- has a gorgeous smile
- precious laughter

- beautiful voice

• Princy boi from heartland
• meliorn
• sam from TMDJ
(And many more)

Jade iS THE MOST PURE AND MOST PRECIOUS HUMAN EVER

J4DE is absolutely incredible and his music is the bomb!!!!!! The J4DE fandom is my favorite fandom and they're all so happy and kind and amazing and beautiful!!!!

"Did you hear song called InstaStory?"

"No"

"JADE Hassoune is pretty good. Check it out. I hope he continues music"

by CAUSEIMONTOTHENEXT January 29, 2020

Haššo

Virgin, dumbass, Račan, 20 IQ

When you have bad day and you fuck up everything that means you "zhaššiť" it. Haššo

by Braxatoris October 23, 2018