Hassos

Traditionally a Greek last name meaning Stupid. Ironically normally the last name is associated with young, beautiful and intelligent women.

1. "Did you see that girl?"
2. "Her last name is Hassos."
1. "No kidding!"
3. "Is that Malisa?"

2. "Hassos!"

Hassos by llebpmac June 12, 2018

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Hassock

Litterally a prayer cushion, however sounds like one of the most fantastic insults imagineable. Used to insult god-fanatics and all manner of church-goers in order to remove their one decently named material possession.

Dave (to a priest): y'all a hassock!

Priest: the power of christ compells you *throws holy water*

Dave: IT BURNS!

Hassock by steveism February 25, 2009

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Hussosis

A mental disease where an author has a tendency to kill off characters of their movies, stories, games, etc. It derives from author and creator, Andrew Hussie

Person 1: Man, this guy just made all of my ships cannon then killed them off!
Person 2: They must have a bad case of Hussosis..

Hussosis by sototallyterminallyCapricious January 4, 2015

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Hasso

A very charming man. So charming that you forget to question his credibility. You will listen to his lies and you will never get the full truth. When you look into his baby blue eyes you see a man who could be amazing. You also see a lost little boy. How he ends up is entirely up to him. Don’t wait around for him to change though, it won’t happen.

Dude you’re being a Hasso right now, man up and tell the truth! Maybe lay off the booze too..

You can tell that’s a Hasso, he hasn’t left the black jack table in over 20 hrs.

He’s just like Hasso, you love him and you hate him at the same damn time.

Hasso by SomebodyElse7 November 12, 2018