Hassoe 

Similar to the well known term ' Hassle ' but forged in a rash devon tongue dialect after 15 pints of scrumpy jack from the local thresher whilst you flick through the local express and echo or herald express only to find photos of hairy men holding up fish they caught .. riveting.

This term instead of being used in a full sentence can be boomed aloud as a derogative statement to something that would normally mean you have to lift an actual finger or get up off your fat behind.

"HASS-O"

Example 1 :

Dorris : " can you do me a favour and tighten up my bra? "
Me : " HASSOE "

Example 2 :

Man:" I have to go to work "
Me : " HASSOE "

Hassoe by Billen June 12, 2007

Hassen 

Hassen or Hassén is a guy's name in Arabic. The word Hassen means a person who likes to enhance things. It also means sensitive and handsome.

People named Hassen usually have critical insight and they are smart and always get what they want.
Hassen loves to help people, doesn't fail to perform a duty and doesn't like to be compared with others.

Hassen is a super smart guy.

Hassen by Roar10 April 15, 2018

Hasselhoff 

A caramelized chiseled exterior and a full head of locks, the sexy wimper snapper who starred in the Knight Rider and took it in the butt on Bay Watch episode #11 season one

I went to the movies to watch Spongebob out of water and to my surprise one of my favorite actors was in it as a human surfboard Hasselhoff..and I do believe he may have played as a long board and he had the lifeguard look with a copper tone white smudge on his sniffer and everything

Hasselhoff by Roobeer November 7, 2020

hasset

Hasset is a kind, lovable and cute girl. She is a great friend and knows how to make people laugh. She is the girl that will have your back and support you. She is not only a great riend but a great girlfriend and Is a real dime. After one glance of her you instantly fall in love with her cute smile and curly hair.

I love Hasset

hasset by anonymous September 24, 2018

Hasselhoffing 

The act of changing a colleague's desktop wallpaper to display the manly physique of David Hasselhoff.

Dear God man! I leave my workstation for a few moments to visit the big boys room and you've Hasselhoffed me!

Hasselhoffing by wowblagger July 7, 2004

Traverse City Hasselhoff 

When two males stand face to face, looking in each other’s eyes, mush the heads of their fully-erect penis’s together. One male (usually a submissive), grabs the other penis at the base and begins to stroke the full shaft from that base to his own base in complete long strokes. Much like the LED eyes along the front of the kit car from the vehicle on Knight Rider.

Ideally, both parties will want to ejaculate at the same time. Whomever the semen enters first, becomes the submissive on the next go-around.

My partner and I agreed to settle the dispute with a Traverse City Hasselhoff.

Traverse City Hasselhoff by TDSMTD August 17, 2019

Hassle Doctrine 

To take someones house and fuck them

Boogie attempted to use Castle Doctrine against Frank, but Frank pulls a chad move and calls Hassle Doctrine against Boogie the fatfuck.

Hassle Doctrine by MDEFOREVER October 3, 2020