hasshole

A alternative curse word for ass-hole. a word you can call your boss or authoritive figure and not get in trouble

office cubile person:You hasshole boss:what you call me ocp:a hassle boss:O i thought you called me ass-hole

by [h][ass]-[hole] January 26, 2011

hasslehoffed

Setting a coworkers screensaver or background picture to show David Hasslehoff's slightly erotic image.

I hasslehoffed my coworker for listening to Nickelback loud enough for the entire office to hear.

by MyShindAreGlowing July 10, 2014

hasshole

David Hasselhoff's asshole.

"What IS that, man?"
"Why is it so hairy?"
"That's a hasshole. Don't touch it."

by Brett Hendar March 7, 2009

David Hasslehoff

A word to describe someone who is exposing chest hair. Commonly used between office workers when someone is wearing a button down shirt with the top buttons undone and has no under shirt on.

Mike: Yo, you see Jeff today? He's totally pulling a David Hasslehoff.

Dave: Yeah, all he needs now is a medallion.

by SPasquale February 20, 2009

hasslehoff

Verb: to have one too many shirt buttons undone.

"That hairy bear over there is totally hasselhoffing! Hey, hairy bear, button up, buttercup!"

by Adam June 8, 2004

hasslehoff

To be so intoxicated (drunk, stupified, etc.) that you will eat dirty food (off the floor, in the trash, sink, etc), as when the Hoff did with the pizza incident.

Dude: hey, five second rule (dropped donut on the ground and starts to eat it)...
Chick: dude, don't Hasslehoff that donut...

by Thy Lord thy Rob January 10, 2008

hasslecore

1.) adj. describes the attitude of scene kids complaining outside of a gig, accosting people, getting drunk and rowdy, in their scene wear, disturbing the peace of the people around.

2.) a bunch of scene kids outside a gig claiming they don't have money to watch the show all the while sporting their hundred dollar sneakers, gay iphones, gay ipods, and even gayer hairstyles.

1. Dont come with me do the show. Youre so hasslecore.

by natataeako August 10, 2009