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Hasselhoffing

Spending all your time in the sand trap while playing golf.
Related: Hasselhoffer, To Hasselhoff, Hasselhoffed
You were Hasselhoffing your way through the first 5 holes.
by Permstein December 10, 2006
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When a regular guy becomes super ass freakin cool when he gets effing drunk as hell on purpose
I sure do like Bob a whole lot better when he's Hasselhoffing.
by motoboat August 2, 2010
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I attribute this word to "lousy acting skills"
"Gee, that was some bad Hasselhoffing"!
by kdawg52 December 10, 2006
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A Hasselhoffer is a person or people that immediately junps your back and annoys the hell out of you to no end!
This same type person the Hasselhoffer, does this all day every day, therefore is considered to be Hasselhoffing.
The Hasselhoffer is on the borderline of being a Sociopath because of his the sadistic "Thrill" or "Sympathomimetic Hormonal Rush" he gets from Hasselhoffing others.
You are sitting in a park on a nice sunshiny day; taking in your Zen meditation. Here comes a Hasselhoffer like a <virus> in a computer looking for <Hasselhoffing> time>. The Hasselhoffer appears to <look like> cool people and starts up a conversation;commenting on your Zen beliefs. Before you know it, there he is "Hasselhoffing" you, <trying to make you feel like> your waiting for the next Hailey Bob Comet.
by Jo_mamma-manizzle December 11, 2006
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-The act of tricking someone into watching the music video for Hooked on a Feeling, similar to rick rolling but way more awesome
-To be tricked into watching the insanely corny video
- Search Hooked on a feeling in youtube and and start the virus
Andy- Dude youve gotta check out this video!!! its of this hilarious asian commedian!
Joey- Ok, send me the link man, i need a laugh!
Andy- **Sends link**
Joey- FUCK YOU, i just got hasselhoffed!
Andy- Lol I've been Hasselhoffing people all day
by That Eskimo in the vid May 1, 2010
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The act of lying down while consuming food, particularly in a reckless or indulgent manner, inspired by the infamous viral video of David Hasselhoff drunkenly eating a hamburger while sprawled on the floor.
After a night out I really needed some

tacos. After getting my order I went straight to bed and ended up Hasselhoffing all of the tacos.
by Derpyderp1980 January 11, 2026
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Advanced Hasselhoffing

The act of secretly setting up a "My Pictures Slideshow" Screen saver composed of a collection of David Hasselhoff photos.

Spawned from our corporate success of the original Hasselhoffing posted by wowblagger.
You ass. I was in the middle of a presentation when my screen-saver kicked in displaying my "new" collection of Hasselhoff photos...thanks for that.

Thats Advanced Hasselhoffing my friend.
by godHasselhoffSucks June 5, 2007
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