Haskell

A town in Northern New Jerse located between Ringwood and Pompton Lakes, smaller district of Wanaque. Great meeting place for kids who skateboard, bike or bmx. Home of the Crackhouse, Super Stop and Shop, Rainbow lake, which is invested with toxic waste, tires, boots and dead Minies, Burger King, 7/11, Krauzers, as well as the millions of other projects which will never be finished such as the condos on 4th Ave or the Hotel by Burger King. Has good drug dealers, friendly people and mexicans to do your housework. Everyone who lives here says, "I'm not gonna lie, and I love how." Don't go on a bus with Haskell people unless you feel like getting 'curried' or you like to hear random 'Ahhh Pisss" coming from the mouths of the native Haskellians.

Lex: Put your hands on your hips!
Dan: Umm, why?!
Lex: I'm going to curry yo bitchass fool.
Dan: Ahh piss, I'm from Wanaque not Haskell.

by Haskellanian. May 23, 2008

Colleen Haskell

By far, the hottest Survivor contestant, EVER

Dude, that Colleen is da Bomb.

by Jeff May 15, 2004

haskellian

Of or exhibiting weasly and/or conniving behavior in a manner representative of Eddie Haskell from the Leave It To Beaver Show.

Despite his haskellian ploys, he failed to trick his gym teacher.

by Darrin McCambridge December 9, 2008

Haskell

Functional programming language whose only purpose is allowing its users to say they are using it.

Haskell is pretty useless. -OCaml

by ledzeppolen May 18, 2020

Haskell

Doing a before and after gym progression photos but tensing in between the photos to show "progress"

Hold on mate let me just quickly just pull a quick "Haskell" to show all my followers how ripped I am

by *serbds* April 9, 2021

Neil Haskell

A handsome, talented, witty, HOT dancer who appeared on season 3 of So You Think You Can Dance and came in third place. Also made an appearence on season 7

(Neil Haskell and Sabra Johnson's Top 6 Jazz Routine)

by Artemis Rodni Franch June 14, 2010

Dr. David Haskell

A biologist who wrote The Forest Unseen, a fantastic book about how Haskell stared at a spot in the forest in Tennessee everyday for a year. He discusses ferns, moss, trees, small animals, and even takes his clothes off for 5 minutes in the middle of winter.
Haskell also wrote The Songs of Trees.
Haskell received his Ph.D. in evolutionary biology at Cornell.

"who turned grass into a book?"

"ohh yah Dr. David Haskell"

teacher: So what Dr. David Haskell says about ferns here is very interesting. He says...
Students: *fall asleep*

"Why is that guy staring at the ground in the middle of January with no clothes on?"
"Oh, that's just Dr. David Haskell. He does that sometimes."

by Bernardo March 17, 2019