Hartaconda

The Hartaconda is a non venomous extremely large snake. It is generally found in rural areas and starts its hunting in the early morning hours when it is hungriest. Although resilient in its stalking of prey, a few "Fuck You's", or "Go fuck yourselves" seem to be it's only Kryptonite. You can identify if you are being Hartaconda'd with a few easy warning signs. 1) You have considered cutting off your ears or possibly paying someone to fire off large caliber weapons close to your face to stop the ability to hear ridiculous rants about unsolvable or most likely fake problems. 2)You find yourself doing NOTHING all day and you are accompanied with someone talking about how you two are the only ones who did anything all day.
3) You are asked if you want to go fishing some time, only to have so called heterosexual, happily married friend stuff his penis in your face for a week straight.

Hey man, I've got a lot of problems at work going on, can you give me a hand?

Sorry bro, I got Hartaconda'd at 6:30, I guess I'm not doing shit today....... it sucks.....

by The Answer 503 December 3, 2018

harajuku barbie

fly bitches who are about gettin money. term was made popular by nicki minaj. it is wat she calls herself and others who are into her music and her style.

"carter called lemme get tha car key. you don't want it wit tha harajuku barbie" -nicki minaj

by BabieeTee August 17, 2009

harajuku girl

harajuku is a small district of tokyo where teens and young adults shop and hang out to explore their own fashion trends. i.e. visual kei, decora, elegant gothic lolita
so a harajuku girl is a young, female participant in this fashionable subculture.

the term "harajuku girl" may have been coined by pop singer gwen stefani, but should not be associated with her beyond the title of one of her 'songs' as she is a poser and knows less about tokyo than a wapanese.

gwen stefani is bastardizing tokyo street fashion for her own promotion. she should leave the harajuku girls alone and go back to ruining ska.

by Rae. April 27, 2005

Harajuku

Harajuku is a cool place to visit on weekends when the interesting people come to hang out. I have played guitar there on several occasions in the open plaza by the entrance to the Meiji Jingumae historical site. Even as a middle aged American, I was accepted by the locals and we just had a great music jam and shared songs.

Proper pronunciation of Harajuku is difficult for Americans because there is no English equivalent for the J or R sounds. The J is pronounced like the French name Jaques. Not SH like shock or J like jock. Also the R is rolled as it would be if spoken in the German language.

by Chiaki54 February 21, 2009

hartj

Pronounced harch, this word is used in place of words such as dude, bro, man, and homie, when greeting your broskies.

Instead of saying "what up man?" you would say "what up hartj?"

Common phrases using the word 'hartj' include but are not limited to: 'not today hartj', 'it is what it is hartj', and 'can't tay hartj'

by donnyphelan July 29, 2010

Heather Harbajan

A YouTube channel that got famous for spreading the video of Momo in Peppa Pig. She got 200k views in 12 hours until YouTube deleted her video, and later on her channel.

That new Heather Harbajan video sent chills down my spine...I wonder who she is in real life...

by monsterzmayhem March 6, 2019

Harajuku

It's a popular teen discrict in Tokyo, where your style is everything.

Damn...Those Harajuku Girls got some wicked style..

by Jey December 23, 2004