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vagina harmonics 

An old trick created by Keith Richards on an early tour.Harmonics are created on the guitar by having a women hover their vagina over the designated fret. He once did it live on stage. He was later arrested for it.
Hey Keith instead of using your finger use Francine's hairy pink taco...we'll call it vagina harmonics

Incest is gross...but vagina harmonic are hot
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harmonise 

Harmonise your life with the standards set out in the Biblical heart.
harmonise by Hercolena Oliver January 25, 2009

E-Harmonied 

Based on the E-Harmony dating site.

Being E-Harmonied is when you are set up online (or sometimes in real life) by a third party to date someone, usually through a friend. This word can also be used to define how a friend is suggesting people that you should date.
Ex. 1: Stephanie totally E-Harmonied me yesterday, and now I'm stuck going to the movies with one of her lonely friends.

Ex. 2: Why is everyone trying to E-Harmony me? I like being single!
E-Harmonied by Emobluejay January 5, 2014

pinch harmonics 

AKA "artificial harmonics"

An electric guitar technique in which the player slightly touches the string AFTER picking a note. The fundamental sound of the note will be effectively cancelled, producing a high-pitched, chimelike harmonic squeal in any position on the fretboard.

Often used to "spice up" rock and heavy metal songs, when overused they are a great way to disguise terrible playing and/or writing.
Zakk Wylde is a fucking dipshit and horrible guitarist who covers up his shitty playing/songwriting with excessive pinch harmonics.

Wretched Harmonies 

An up-and-coming Wizard Rock band comprised of four girls from Wisconsin. They are Harry Potter nerdfighters and are beyond made of awesome.
Oh my god, did you hear the new Wretched Harmonies song about Sirius? It's awesome.

bad harmonies 

When two people are stuck together at a party or place and don't see eye-to-eye with each other leading to bad harmonies at the place.

Two people causing negativities/bad harmonies.
They argued so much that it resulted in bad harmonies at the wedding.
bad harmonies by Shewrites July 17, 2014

Harmonie 

Harmonie, where do I begin. She is most likely tall, and fine, like mad fine.
Her sense of humor is immaculate. She is supportive as shi and will roast the hell outta somebody that messes with you Harmonie is the best friend to have.
Nate: Bro, Harmonie is crazy af
Maci: She fine tho
Aldo/Cameron: Preach!