Harlen

Harlen is a guy who will spend years living you no matter how bad you hurt him, he will always wait for you. He will open up to you even when he knows it’s wrong.

harlen will treat you like a queen.

Harlen by sandersbruh November 16, 2023

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dirty harlen

When you only have sex with people named Zoe, and then after every hook up you steal all her lulu lemon pants

I’m a weird fuck might as well call me a dirty Harlen

dirty harlen by Johnny the faggot August 9, 2021

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Harlem Globetrotters

A Very Famous group of absolutely fantastic basketball players who did amazing tricks with a basketball! They toured & crowds loved them! I think they're still in existence today.

My Dad took us to see the Harlem Globetrotters & when they introduced them 1 by 1, each guy took like a 3' step forward! They sure put on a Great Show!

Harlem Globetrotters by Starchylde May 28, 2016

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The Harlem City Shuffle

The Harlem City Shuffle is a sex position where you put a hole through the drywall with the headboard of your bed, and then your friends on the other side doing basketball tricks. And then, while making eye contact with them, you all nut together.

Will: “Hey, did you guys hear about the party going on at Rich’s place on Saturday night?”
Vincent: “Wait, Rich’s place? You don’t mean to tell me we’re bringing back The Harlem City Shuffle, do you…?”

The Harlem City Shuffle by LudwigLiedPeopleDied September 6, 2022