halfling

A Hobbit, a fantasy creature half as tall as a man, with furry feet and a big appetite.

Call it a halfling, or the Tolkienistas will sue us.

by Jim Gettman October 29, 2006

When in doubt, Throw the Halfling

A Barbaric proverb, stemming from Dungeons and Dragons, Implying that when the obvious fails, do something unexpected, the saying apparently started as an inside joke but now has spread to the general geek/RPG community

DM: There appears to be a secret door in that wall
Druid: *throws rock*
DML Nothing happens
Druid: Come on guys lets go
Barbarian: Can I throw the Halfling at it?
Rogue(hafling):NOOOOOOOO
DM: sure
Rogue: Noooooo
Barbarian: To late, I get annitiative
DM the door opens and the halfing takes 2 points of damage
Barbarian: When in doubt, throw the Halfling

by pvtcaboose103 November 8, 2009

Harlington school

This is the shittest skl. IF U WANT TO COME HERE BE PREPARED FOR BULLSHIT. You have no chance fighting over a teacher honestly biggest liarssssss ❌🧢. Even if they check the cctv your in trouble for just even being near a scene istg.

Student: “miss” teacher : “chance for shouting out”. Student: “but..” teacher: “say one more thing you’ll be out of harlington school”.

by Flapjacksssss December 14, 2019

Halfling

A potential mate that is no older than half your age. Largely attractive due to the mathematical relationship between their age and yours.

Wil: That chick is only 21 and I'm 43. I totally wanna make out with her.
Ray: C'mon dude, she isn't even that hot. You just wanna make out with her because she's your halfling.
Wil: Exactly!

by weyus August 3, 2017

Harlingen

A city in the southern tip of Texas, called the Rio Grand Valley (or RGV). Sometimes called Lil' H-Town, in recognition of Houston, Texas. Usually mistaken by other people as Arlington.

C LOS: Yo, man when you comin' down to Lil' H-Town?
KNIGG: Fuck man, I dunno, Harlingen's a long ways from where I'm at.

by Carlos Rocha June 29, 2006

Harlington upper school

A pedo den

I have to go to harlington upper school

by Sournanny September 5, 2021

Harlingen, Texas

The shithole of the Rio Grande Valley. The most boring, depressing place in Texas, maybe in the whole United States. The most exciting thing to do down here is smoke weed. That's how boring it is. Not only that, the town is filthy and there's no good looking girls..... unless 250 pounds, tattoos and body piercings is what you want in a chick.

"Where you going for the weekend?"

I'm going to Harlingen, Texas.

Cool, what are you gonna do down there?

Go watch the Cardinals play? Fuck.....i don't know. Save me!

by Will Y. December 6, 2012