hurling hardon

When u have food poisoning but simultaneously horny. Therefore have no choice but to puke with a boner.

Before Herby could go down on dotty, just the act of kissing her lower back caused him to vomit naked with a raging stiffy. She was left with pink clit for 24 hrs after his hurling hardon.

by Herbothy May 10, 2018

Harry Hardon

A reference to one's penis.

That's Sir Harry Hardon to you, arse wipe.

by de-pube December 5, 2020

Residual hardon

A swollen cock generated by a full day of mild arousal.

John wanted to make his placid cock look big for Sean, so he played with himself for a few hours and generated a residual hardon.

by Team Ferret January 24, 2020

clitty hardon

When a babe's clit stands on end due to an aroused nature.

"She got the damned near most erect clitty hardon I've ever seen as I began to eat out her p'zone.

by SRS May 1, 2005

Percy Hardon

When Percy Harvin does something so insane you draw wood.

Tim: Hey did you see Percy Harvins run last name?
Joe: Did I see it?! I had a Percy Hardon all night!

by Vanilla Weis March 3, 2009

Die-Hardon

When watching something particularly manly, such as action films or explosions, an erection ensues.

I enjoyed that pipe bomb so much, I got a Die-Hardon

by carolejonchris March 3, 2008

walking hardon

A term to describe a male who always wants or thinks about sex. This term describes 99% of the male species.

That brother is a walking hardon.

by scott January 30, 2004