Hard

A boner

You have a hard

Oh motherfucker!!!

by Kidswillbekids May 21, 2019

hard on

Erect penis; see: boner

Long Dong Silver could never get a real hard on, because his penis was so long.

by Jorge December 6, 2002

Hard On

When the penis is aroused and expands to it's full length

Kiersten : Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!
Chad : Mmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!
Kiersten : I do love kissing you Chad and it makes you get A Hard On would you like a blowjob?
Chad : Yes Please!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : You know this reminds me of the other day when me and Jim were kissing we got Hard On's and took turns sucking each other's dicks!
Kiersten : Reallly I just gave you an amazing blowjob and your going to talk about your gay experience with Jim.
Chad : I'm not gay I'm bicurious!
Kiersten : Well sounds like your gay to me!
Chad : I gotta go Jim want's me to take A shower with him!
Kiersten : GAY!
Chad: Bicurious!

by SlopNChop March 7, 2017

Hard

Life.

Life is hard.

by Jurguyz January 14, 2021

Hard

1. Hard (n) ghetto slang for crack cocaine

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2. Hard (adj). Gangster slang for Awesome, cool, amazing. Also "to go hard"

1.Ex: "Wayne does smoke hard sometimes when times get tough"

2.Ex " yo darion this beat you sent me is hard!as fuck(sup.)

Or " yo darion this beat go hard!as fuck(sup.)

by Dang8701 June 8, 2016

Hard no

-absolutely not
-fuck no, fuck that
-you're irrelevant, you just suck
-Gross, ugly, awful, terrible
-Aggressive

"Emily the morning after a night out is a hard no."
"That guy over there is a hard no."
"The way Kaela dances is a hard no."
"Pouring an entire bottle of Zelko vodka on someone's head is a hard no."
"That outfit looks like shit- it's a hard no."

by Darealxtina July 12, 2014

Hard

To be cool

Tupac is hella hard.

by Anonymous January 4, 2003