Post Hardon Depression

Not to be confused with "Post Pardum Depression" which is a serious medical condition requiring treatment, "Post Hardon Depression" generally passes on it's own. It occurs for a man, following sex when he is left with that feeling of ennui, so well expressed in the Peggy Lee song, "Is That All There Is?"

Seeing Farquar's long face, George asks, 'What happen...you look like your dog just died?' Farquar replies, 'No, nothing like that, I just had great sex with my girlfriend, but now have Post Hardon Depression.' George, replies, 'Oh man, I feel your pain.'

by LaughingAloud June 15, 2010

Warren G. Hardon

Trying to hide a boner, but failing and getting laughed at.

Steve; Look at Billy, he's got a Warren G. Hardon

Everyone laughs at Billy, who has a massive Warren G. Hardon

by White Van with screaming in it May 19, 2016

Large Hardon Collider

1. A well known, international penis jousting/fencing tournament.

2. A slang term for a 'Gay Bar'

(not to be mistaken with the large hadron collider)

1. 'I made it into the semi-finals of the large hardon colider.'

2. 'hey, you heading down to the large hardon collider later?'

by Mr McGranty January 26, 2010

Warren G. Hardon

Getting an erection in public, trying to hide it, and failing horribly. Normally you try to play it cool but get embarrassed out of the room.

Earl: EVERYONE Juan has a Warren G. Hardon!!!!
Juan: what? No...
Everyone: HAHAHAHA Juan is stupid
Juan: I gotta go!

by White Van with screaming in it July 20, 2016

mental hardon

to be sexually aroused, but not show physical signs ( a boner )

I was trying to act calm, but she gave me such a mental hardon

by Lord Buck February 23, 2009

hurling hardon

When u have food poisoning but simultaneously horny. Therefore have no choice but to puke with a boner.

Before Herby could go down on dotty, just the act of kissing her lower back caused him to vomit naked with a raging stiffy. She was left with pink clit for 24 hrs after his hurling hardon.

by Herbothy May 10, 2018

Large Hardon Collider

When two or more dudes touch their boners together.

"Hey Jeff, you want to use the Large Hardon Collider to smash our particles together?"

"No Justin, I'm not a fag"

by Strasse October 10, 2010