by feed-me-seymore October 24, 2008
Get the Hard Assmug. by Special Ed March 27, 2004
Get the Hard Assmug. A term for someone who wrongly believes that they are the toughest person on the planet. Usually seen wearing TapouT apparel and driving oversized pickup trucks with loud exhaust and underglows. Most likely either a very short guy that has an inferiority complex or a latent homosexual. Usually seen only in the company of other captain hard-asses
Did you see that jacked up truck with that scrawny guy driving it?
Yeah, captain hard-ass was behind the wheel wearing his TapouT shirt.
Yeah, captain hard-ass was behind the wheel wearing his TapouT shirt.
by KickdinthaBag October 6, 2010
Get the captain hard-assmug. by I<3Sara May 12, 2009
Get the Hard Assmug. the process of forcing your air inside your ass bypass the turds in the anus and releasing some serious wind which smeels like rotten eggs
while i was in the elevator with some strangers at the mall, i blew some hard ass, so i explained to them i was on a laxative
by weasel May 2, 2005
Get the blowing hard assmug. by papilongdick April 26, 2021
Get the hard ass huge cockmug. by Bareback loard May 30, 2015
Get the Slippery hard cock ass slapmug.