When you are in the middle of having a chronic orgasm. This can occur anywhere to 2-80 times a day. Make sure to always keep extra towels or blankets (if you get extra wet) with you wherever you go. To help calm this down carry some cum down with you to help regain control of your vagina or penis.
by Avacadaqua April 2, 2017

1. an event, band, person or anything that is not cool, interesting, or attractive. usually used to give a negative recommendation about something
by K.D. Freedman February 9, 2009

Mark's Agent: Mark, I got you a part in "the happening". Its about plants that make people kill themselves
Mark: Well, it can't be that bad...
Mark: Well, it can't be that bad...
by t-man253 October 22, 2010

the verb in the idiom "something to happen (to a person)"
meaning "(of a person) to experience death or some other misfortune; a euphemism"
meaning "(of a person) to experience death or some other misfortune; a euphemism"
by Jon64Bailey March 16, 2013

by Thestanfan April 12, 2019

a word typically used to discribe something that happened, the word tends to describe something that negitive but can also work in a positive situation
1.your friend just got dumped by his girlfriend, appropriate response "happens."
2.you just lost the winning soccer goal"happens."
2.you just lost the winning soccer goal"happens."
by tiffanijo December 28, 2007

An abbreviation for "that just happened," used to emphasize someone's wrongdoings or to point out a ridiculous event that simply cannot be overlooked.
"Oh my god, that girl just threw up all over that kids shirt."
"Wow..happened."
"Dude, about last night."
"Happened."
"Wow..happened."
"Dude, about last night."
"Happened."
by Marcus Shak April 9, 2009
