Handjew

A handjob from a jew.

I got an incredible handjew after temple last night.

by Moishadabeetle December 17, 2010

nursing handjob

Giving a handjob to someone sucking on your tits.

"I asked her for a nursing handjoband she said yes!!"

by Dicktonary Definer September 4, 2017

Helsinki handjob

The Helsinki handjob is obtained by being masturbated in a sauna and then ejaculating on the heating rocks; effectively forcing the masturbater to inhale your semen vapor.

Bob received a Helsinki handjob last night; Martha now has much clearer airways.

by The TGIF brothers April 13, 2011

Chin Cheng Hanji

Cat named Tom spinning on a record and singing Chin Cheng Hanji

Oh no it's Tom he's going to sing Chin Cheng Hanji
FUCK

by Zen1thYT September 30, 2020

Egyptian handjob

A handjob for giant dicks. The dick is held in both hands, one of each side of the body, while the hands move back and forth.

Sorry babe, but the only way you can jack off this boy is with an Egyptian handjob.

by Dingdongbro October 26, 2020

Handjob Seats

The back row in a theater, sports arena, or church. Since they're often dark and secluded, they're theoretically the best place to get a handjob, without being seen by some fuckwipe.

Joe: Duuuuuuude we should've gotten our tickets way sooner- we're stuck in the back row.
Bob: Ha says you - me and my girl always wanted handjob seats.
Joe: Oh yeah? I'm gonna sit in the third row. Whatever seat I sit in is the handjob seat.

by Fedora Jack March 26, 2016

Ching Cheng Hanji

The ancient works spoken by the deity of all: Thomas Cat. these words are from antique dialect and only those with a perfect mix of: power, mental strength and resolve will be able to utter these words and be able to open a portal to the Empyreans'. Many sources are trying to conceal the divine definition of these words, but none has truly deciphered these paramount words; and it may be certain that no one ever will. The closest definition we have to these potent, efficacious and robust words are: "They who accepts fate, their destiny and hold no bounds or attempt to skip for whats destined for them despite their Power, Mental capability and Resolve, will stalemate the miasma known as 'The Paradox', this stalemate will rip a hole in all of existence and is the definition of Perfection within the vast Universe. This tear will send 'The One' to the Empyrean Plain as an award for not succumbing to total failure which is of all life and no other molecule of life will either." But this is only an interpretation of these virtuous words as no one within this Plain will ever reach the truth, ever.

Person 1: wagwan g
Person 2: Ching Cheng Hanji
Person 1: THE PROPHECY!

by ssmokingisbad September 24, 2020